Small weak short period waves also occur here, you don't have a monopoly on them.
Are you schitting me??? We stare at flat water. For weeks at a time. BE is down in the Carolinas. They get bumps there even when they think it's flat. It's still real small kine, though, some of the time. However, your proxemics to Antarctic swell makes your attempts at identifying with us here in New England hilarious. You're in Oceania while our ocean could damn near freeze over for pond hockey if our winter were like the summer.
You can whittle you ark and I'll let you be, but don't be saying you're victimized by no flatness. Get a haircut hipster.