heck no...I've said it before, this is a surfing forum and let's stick to the theme. I'm not going to a religious forum and PREACH surfing...am I....not.
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Oct 7, 2013, 09:02 PM #21
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Oct 7, 2013, 09:05 PM #22
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Oct 7, 2013, 09:13 PM #23Member
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Yes, by all means. How about a Jesus vs. Chuck Norris poll? Because neither one needs a board to catch waves - they just stand on the water in the lineup waiting for the set wave-of-the-day, and when it comes, turn around, calmly walk until they've matched speed with the wave, then surf on the soles (souls?) of their feet.
Also, Jesus vs. Gautama Buddha. GB rips on a bully surfboard, but can also surf boardless (remaining in the full lotus position on the beach, he surfs the waves in his head in his enlightened state).
I am seriously not mocking any religion or belief system. Humans have never done anything mockworthy.
Oct 7, 2013, 09:29 PM #24
Sure, you can talk about it. I'm going to do my thing as a free American and say that you are a nut job. What's your deal, man? I think it's known that if anyone wants some jeebus to go your way. Go surfing or something. JESUS!
Oct 7, 2013, 09:29 PM #25Senior Member
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Lets not forget Moses and history's longest tube ride ( The Red Sea).
Even if I do not agree, and think someones comments do not belong, no one is forcing me to read it. I can turn off the radio, the TV, the computer, and just dream of large perfect surf. With long lulls so I can paddle out with my hair dry. And only a couple of friends out so I can prove it happened. And there is nobody preaching their faith out there, or preaching on the beach.
But live and let live. Every one is entitled to express themselves. Thank God...oh no I said it again...I don't have to listen.
Oct 7, 2013, 09:30 PM #26
yeah if we let you (Baptist?) go on about jesus we have to let some Catholics go on and on about Mary. Where do we draw the line?
Floridasurfdog, YOU SHOULD go on religious sites and just start talking aboot surfing. Just pop up on some message board and start talking about NSP popouts and how that last swell was. That's good stuff right there.
Hey I've noticed an increase in the "Hey Zues" thang. That's my thing. I have it trademarked. Y'all owe me a dollar for each time you use it.
Now, I can't reveal this because it would make life too easy for y'all, and you wouldn't learn what you are supposed to from this life's journey.....
But God is for real.
Yeah, yeah some Darwin chump and a big bang.....and we're the only intelligent beings in the entire solar system, and we evolved and nothing else did, and we are so special and we just appeared on this planet for no reason, and we watch American Idol nowadays to demostrate our sophistication............yeah yeah.........
Just trust me. There's an afterlife. So just remember that when you paddle out next to me and there's hundreds of yards of empty peaks around. Jesus hates crowds and republicans.
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