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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Look you little whinny wannabe Roy baby gnome looking b!tch, you are the one who came at me in this thread, now you take over the OP's thread by posting another pic of your wooden dildo since your own thread on it is now on the second page? Keep the butt cut hairdo and continue growing the mountain man beard so it will tickle Roy's thighs while you lick his balls. And what the hell is a smoke show woman? New lingo you kiddies use for needing smoke to hide how ugly a woman is?
    This is HOF material.

    During future flat spells, the 'Hello' thread shall be resurrected.
    Last edited by yankee; Oct 9, 2013 at 10:13 PM. Reason: wooden contrails ...

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    I like that rule...and wow, I missed that one rcarter, pure unfiltered vitriole.

  3. #123
    Love how this thread has been either everyone's stress ball or venue for celebration of the return to swell. For rcarter, it's his padded room. Keep it rolling!!

  4. #124
    Quote Originally Posted by sisurfdogg View Post
    What do you get when you put a Boston boy in a lineup of Cape Hatteras locals? Beans n weenies. Bud-a-bing!

    There once was a fellow from Beantown
    He moved his act to the Cape
    After saying "Hello"
    And "I really like the show"
    He was treated to a long butt rape!

    Welcome Bro!
    "WTF!?" - a gift haiku

    I just said hello
    Who the fuk is this guy Roy?
    Guy made a moose dik

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaveSlayer View Post
    "WTF!?" - a gift haiku

    I just said hello
    Who the fuk is this guy Roy?
    Guy made a moose dik
    Just when y'all thought the thread was running low on content, comes this.

  6. #126
    Quote Originally Posted by Poseidon View Post
    yeah bro, we'll ****ing haze you so hard on this website that you'll wish you never found this website in the first place. i'll send you a bunch of angry emoticons, a bunch of hate messages and i'll disagree with everything you say on here for a ****ing year. you're going to be so burt hurt that you won't even be able to sit down for a week straight. SI is no joke, braddahboy. you better watch yourself when you post around here. we'll mess you up!
    Just when i thought this thread couldn't get much better, got damn...Poseidon..you livin' up to your name, bro....just spat out some high quality IPA on that drop...priceless.

    Oh, and from now on...in every reggae song, please replace the word "Jah" with "Roy".
    For "Roy" is the new "Jah"

    Here's the new way to sing classic reggae songs:

    "We'll be forever loving "Roy""

    "We are soldiers in "Roy's" army"

    you get the gist.
    Last edited by Koki Barrels; Oct 10, 2013 at 12:36 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koki Barrels View Post
    Just when i thought this thread couldn't get much better, got damn...Poseidon..you livin' up to your name, bro....just spat out some high quality IPA on that drop...priceless.

    Oh, and from now on...in every reggae song, please replace the word "Jah" with "Roy".
    For "Roy" is the new "Jah"

    Here's the new way to sing classic reggae songs:

    "We'll be forever loving "Roy""

    "We are soldiers in "Roy's" army"

    you get the gist.
    Good call. It beats singing "chucka-boo-boo" ad nauseum.

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    Oh dear god. Look at this. I go to stir a feather and then everyone gets into it. Birds of a sh!t feather flock together. Next time I'll prepare better and know there's a sh!t storm brewing and haul in my jib before it gets covered in sh!t.

    Although some of you clowns on here don't fully respect Roy's craft, in my opinion the designs are great. Here's a pic iof my current project image.jpgimage.jpg


    Yankee accept. Accept your sunken caved in chest and just know that you wear trucker hats with Rhine stones embedded in them.

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    **** you charles Taylor. You pos. I will smash

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    You know Chuck, "despite Roy's obvious mastery of the craft of surfboard building, he will go down in history as surfing's greatest kook due to his difficulties in playing nice with others and the fact that he has pissed off a great many of the movers and shakers of the surfing community, which has a long memory and no capacity for forgiveness." Roy's ego ain't doin him no favors either, something else you might want to ponder on.

    You're no Roy Stuart Chuck, you're just a young guy who makes some surfboards, just like a lot of us. They're not bad, but I don't think you got too many fans left here. You might want to consider the fact that no matter what you post here, from now on it's gonna end up like a sh!1 flinging contest at the zoo.

    "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."
    Haha dude it's all good. I don't really care what people think I'm not here to do anything other than laugh my ass off and get a rise from people. As far as I'm concerned most of you don't really exist except a few guys who I've actually met. Which are all cool dudes. I'm sure your all great men. If we all came together and surfed as a big SI hazing group it would be memorable I'm sure.

    As for board building it's just a hobby for me. I really enjoy it and I also enjoy throwing in the swell info face it make me happy.

    Yankee as for you we have our differences.

    Jimmy Vegas. Please go enjoy a nice tea cup of ricin. Thanks in advance.

    ~chuck taylor.