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Oct 12, 2013, 03:22 AM #182
My faith in SI is restored. This place is great. Lots of times people type LOL but I want you guys to know that I really LOLed.
How many bud heavies did you have? I know the camera adds 10 lbs but you must have had 8 cameras filming you. You're fat.
I looked you up and went through your vines. You have an uncanny knack for making 6 seconds feel like an eternity. Maybe you should get a wide angle lens for your phone so you can get more of yourself in. Oh yeah, is this shemale your girlfriend?
Smoke is definitely your friend. Like you should smoke a lot of drugs but also be in a lot of smoky environments so you can't focus your eyes well.
God bless the South. You and James Taggart can have the north.
Oct 12, 2013, 03:28 AM #183
Oct 12, 2013, 03:41 AM #184
Clem. Benching 240 for reps of 8 and squatting 320 is a good thing. Grow up you sad hairless twink. This is why I surf long boards with tons of volume so it can float my 220 frame. But you better believe I hook into overhead waves.
The ear smacks are called the sonic ear clap. Designed to burst the opponents ear drums. It's very debilitating trust me.
I'm not fat I'm big boned. Seriously a very healthy bmi rating over here.
Oct 12, 2013, 03:50 AM #187
Oct 12, 2013, 03:54 AM #188
240 and 320? Are you on the JV football team? Come on powder puff, that's nothing to brag about. Sounds like a bench off but still nothing to brag about.
Hairless... that's something I yearn for. Yankee knows. I made him throw up in his mouth a little bit when he was calling me chrome dome something or other. He likes names. I like reality and the reality is you've packed 220 lbs of maple syrup onto a 155lb frame. I understand, you need it for insulation. I hear ya on overhead waves too. I imagine anything under overhead waves can't move your fat turkey @ss.
Sonic ear claps? How much XP did you have to earn before you got that skill? I only have bo staff skills but they're level 3.
Bottom line, you got a lot of confidence and a good tolerance for alcohol, you can tell from your taste in women. I can appreciate these things. To reiterate what was posted earlier, "fat, dumb and drunk is no way to go through life." Heed this warning young buck.
Oct 12, 2013, 04:01 AM #189
Oct 12, 2013, 04:02 AM #190