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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Taylor View Post
    Carter aren't you the big wig who sells insurance? That's would make you a city boy presumably. Oh I should mention the south is pretty good for wood grill buffet. That's it. And maybe slavery. But that's all.
    Chucka-boo-boo, are you instigating AGAIN....?!

    Now, now, chucka-chucka-boo-boo you're just tired & irritated 'cause no one gave a rat's arse about your efftarded post about that chunk of kindling that you produced.

    Now you know the southern boyz like that piece of gnome-kindling that you spent hours of your bearded, sticky, solo life chunking together in your lil' unheated shed up there in the woods, doing your pseudo Thoreau-wanna-be poseur thang.....

    And the reason the boyz like what you produced is 'cause it's gonna be great fuel for about 3 evenings worth of beach campfires at AI. So trailer that piece of wood down heah and we'll know exactly what to do with it.

    Until then, drink your warm milk & get some rest. Then come back & troll some more. It fulfills you, chucka-boo-boo.

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    Carter please do us all a solid and take the way of Patrick Swayze at the end of point break. Great movie btw. And Carter please refrain from making assumptions regarding my professional skills. You know very little of me other than my true name, where I'm from, and one of my hobbies. I'll have you know I'm self employed part time and do very well. So well In fact I can afford to buy all the materials I want to build my own custom wooden surfboards and I usually make it out when it's good surf. So my life is pretty decent. And I have a smoke show woman.

    But here's a pic of my recent board build designed by the man aka Roy. image.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Taylor View Post
    Carter please do us all a solid and take the way of Patrick Swayze at the end of point break. Great movie btw. And Carter please refrain from making assumptions regarding my professional skills. You know very little of me other than my true name, where I'm from, and one of my hobbies. I'll have you know I'm self employed part time and do very well. So well In fact I can afford to buy all the materials I want to build my own custom wooden surfboards and I usually make it out when it's good surf. So my life is pretty decent. And I have a smoke show woman.

    But here's a pic of my recent board build designed by the man aka Roy. image.jpg
    Look you little whinny wannabe Roy baby gnome looking b!tch, you are the one who came at me in this thread, now you take over the OP's thread by posting another pic of your wooden dildo since your own thread on it is now on the second page? Keep the butt cut hairdo and continue growing the mountain man beard so it will tickle Roy's thighs while you lick his balls. And what the hell is a smoke show woman? New lingo you kiddies use for needing smoke to hide how ugly a woman is? Glad you are self employed as small business is the back bone of America but I will take my 6 figure salary, fully paid benefits, pension and 401K plans all day. I did the self employed thing in my 20's too but you know that by the 10th year 70% of all small businesses fail? Good luck with that and your pretty decent life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    Look you little whinny wannabe Roy baby gnome looking b!tch, you are the one who came at me in this thread, now you take over the OP's thread by posting another pic of your wooden dildo since your own thread on it is now on the second page? Keep the butt cut hairdo and continue growing the mountain man beard so it will tickle Roy's thighs while you lick his balls. And what the hell is a smoke show woman? New lingo you kiddies use for needing smoke to hide how ugly a woman is? Glad you are self employed as small business is the back bone of America but I will take my 6 figure salary, fully paid benefits, pension and 401K plans all day. I did the self employed thing in my 20's too but you know that by the 10th year 70% of all small businesses fail? Good luck with that and your pretty decent life.
    I posted pics of this board in my other thread to rile the riff raff up and so I re posted it to rile again. I honestly could care less what you all actually think of a Roy olo. I think it's all quite hilarious. But this board is pretty sweet. It's hard to think outside the box. Carter your the man you have a 401 k that's great. I Finance my own brokerage account and made 200 % on penny stocks last spring. It's really great stuff. Cppxf

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    Wow. Was just kidding about bench off. Welcome. No need to hate on the south Mr. Taylor. Yankee, I almost fell out of my chair. That was some funny shiite. Get some BBQ while you are there waveslayer. We have good dixie lard too apparently

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Taylor View Post
    This is the south. Again like I've pointed out in other threads before ie the jimmy Vegas issue, the south is filth. Pure un adulterated filth.
    How did you find my video? I'm not the guy singing, I'm the guy touching the singer's willy. It was filthy. Absolutely disgustingly filthy.

    Charles, are you mad buddy? Usually I mean irate but this time I mean crazy. I also mean uneducated too but there are only so many meanings to mad. But I guess I mean irate also because you still haven't surfed your fruit loop board?

    Really, what's up with you and RS boards? Of all the great board shapers and general board designs why do you choose to follow his lead? One time maybe but branch out. RS said it himself, he builds boards for the place he surfs. Your head is so far up your @ss you're surfing your small intestine.

    There are a couple things we all know here in SI Land... rcarter is freaking rich, Yankee loves me and you've got termites in the brain.

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    *grabs popcorn and soda*

    oh, and welcome, waveslayer

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClemsonSurf View Post
    How did you find my video? I'm not the guy singing, I'm the guy touching the singer's willy. It was filthy. Absolutely disgustingly filthy.

    Charles, are you mad buddy? Usually I mean irate but this time I mean crazy. I also mean uneducated too but there are only so many meanings to mad. But I guess I mean irate also because you still haven't surfed your fruit loop board?

    Really, what's up with you and RS boards? Of all the great board shapers and general board designs why do you choose to follow his lead? One time maybe but branch out. RS said it himself, he builds boards for the place he surfs. Your head is so far up your @ss you're surfing your small intestine.

    There are a couple things we all know here in SI Land... rcarter is freaking rich, Yankee loves me and you've got termites in the brain.
    Clemson you speak of building your own boards right? Let's see. And I'm sorry I a haven't posted the fruit loop board videos yet. It's harder to get videos footage of a board in action I swear. Plus east coast swell has been so so inconsistent when it's good I usually wake up at first light and have no one to film. And why does it matter if I prove to you how the tunnel finned Gang buster actually performs. It's not for sale it's just my curiosity. But mark my words it will be documented. Also my recent Roy board will be captured on film I swear.

    Clemson I have built other boards using the fish frame method and im sure that's what you use. Very typical. every other wood builder in the world. My wood shop is one mile from grain surfboards shop so I'm inclined to do something different than what they are doing. And Roy's designs are freakjng sweet. You guys hate on Roy based on his pricing I have figured out. Roy is a mentor and a very wise man. Clemson are you and Yankee the same person ? I'm beginning to wonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Taylor View Post
    Clemson you speak of building your own boards right? Let's see. And I'm sorry I a haven't posted the fruit loop board videos yet. It's harder to get videos footage of a board in action I swear. Plus east coast swell has been so so inconsistent when it's good I usually wake up at first light and have no one to film. And why does it matter if I prove to you how the tunnel finned Gang buster actually performs. It's not for sale it's just my curiosity. But mark my words it will be documented. Also my recent Roy board will be captured on film I swear.

    Clemson I have built other boards using the fish frame method and im sure that's what you use. Very typical. every other wood builder in the world. My wood shop is one mile from grain surfboards shop so I'm inclined to do something different than what they are doing. And Roy's designs are freakjng sweet. You guys hate on Roy based on his pricing I have figured out. Roy is a mentor and a very wise man. Clemson are you and Yankee the same person ? I'm beginning to wonder.
    Yup, Yankee and I are the same person.

    I'm glad you and Roy are hitting it off. Please read the entire "Discussing Roys Boards" thread and look at the questions of mine that he ignored. I'm sure you're aware of Lindsay Lord's Architecture of the Planing hull. A RS olo goes completely against Lord's findings. You and Roy have recreated a wooden version of a very early Navy warship that needed over 3x it's length to turn. That is why a RS olo can only trim, it cannot turn. I find Roy's pricing absurd but that isn't my business. I find the shape 1 dimensional and limiting, that's why I can't wrap my head around you copying his designs. I do understand that you are admittedly not the best surfer so maybe you intentionally handicap yourself by riding his designs.

    Every other goon with a gopro can take a video of themselves in the water. Why don't you get your smoky girlfriend to snap a pic of you. Or maybe you can snap a pic of one of your buddies cuckolding your board. It's not hard. I took a picture of my buddy surfing last night. It wasn't even an iphone 7 either.

    I just find it odd that your sole purpose in this little community is showing off your beard while holding surfboards. If I wanted to surf a torsion box, I'd go buy a door.

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    Haha...this thread is SI gold.

    Have fun down there, WaveSlayer and welcome!