Now, now, chucka-chucka-boo-boo you're just tired & irritated 'cause no one gave a rat's arse about your efftarded post about that chunk of kindling that you produced.
Now you know the southern boyz like that piece of gnome-kindling that you spent hours of your bearded, sticky, solo life chunking together in your lil' unheated shed up there in the woods, doing your pseudo Thoreau-wanna-be poseur thang.....
And the reason the boyz like what you produced is 'cause it's gonna be great fuel for about 3 evenings worth of beach campfires at AI. So trailer that piece of wood down heah and we'll know exactly what to do with it.
Until then, drink your warm milk & get some rest. Then come back & troll some more. It fulfills you, chucka-boo-boo.
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Oct 9, 2013, 01:48 AM #41
Carter please do us all a solid and take the way of Patrick Swayze at the end of point break. Great movie btw. And Carter please refrain from making assumptions regarding my professional skills. You know very little of me other than my true name, where I'm from, and one of my hobbies. I'll have you know I'm self employed part time and do very well. So well In fact I can afford to buy all the materials I want to build my own custom wooden surfboards and I usually make it out when it's good surf. So my life is pretty decent. And I have a smoke show woman.
But here's a pic of my recent board build designed by the man aka Roy. image.jpg
Oct 9, 2013, 02:11 AM #43
Wow. Was just kidding about bench off. Welcome. No need to hate on the south Mr. Taylor. Yankee, I almost fell out of my chair. That was some funny shiite. Get some BBQ while you are there waveslayer. We have good dixie lard too apparently
Charles, are you mad buddy? Usually I mean irate but this time I mean crazy. I also mean uneducated too but there are only so many meanings to mad. But I guess I mean irate also because you still haven't surfed your fruit loop board?
Really, what's up with you and RS boards? Of all the great board shapers and general board designs why do you choose to follow his lead? One time maybe but branch out. RS said it himself, he builds boards for the place he surfs. Your head is so far up your @ss you're surfing your small intestine.
There are a couple things we all know here in SI Land... rcarter is freaking rich, Yankee loves me and you've got termites in the brain.
Oct 9, 2013, 02:55 AM #47Member
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*grabs popcorn and soda*
oh, and welcome, waveslayer
Clemson I have built other boards using the fish frame method and im sure that's what you use. Very typical. every other wood builder in the world. My wood shop is one mile from grain surfboards shop so I'm inclined to do something different than what they are doing. And Roy's designs are freakjng sweet. You guys hate on Roy based on his pricing I have figured out. Roy is a mentor and a very wise man. Clemson are you and Yankee the same person ? I'm beginning to wonder.
I'm glad you and Roy are hitting it off. Please read the entire "Discussing Roys Boards" thread and look at the questions of mine that he ignored. I'm sure you're aware of Lindsay Lord's Architecture of the Planing hull. A RS olo goes completely against Lord's findings. You and Roy have recreated a wooden version of a very early Navy warship that needed over 3x it's length to turn. That is why a RS olo can only trim, it cannot turn. I find Roy's pricing absurd but that isn't my business. I find the shape 1 dimensional and limiting, that's why I can't wrap my head around you copying his designs. I do understand that you are admittedly not the best surfer so maybe you intentionally handicap yourself by riding his designs.
Every other goon with a gopro can take a video of themselves in the water. Why don't you get your smoky girlfriend to snap a pic of you. Or maybe you can snap a pic of one of your buddies cuckolding your board. It's not hard. I took a picture of my buddy surfing last night. It wasn't even an iphone 7 either.
I just find it odd that your sole purpose in this little community is showing off your beard while holding surfboards. If I wanted to surf a torsion box, I'd go buy a door.
Haha...this thread is SI gold.
Have fun down there, WaveSlayer and welcome!