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  1. #11
    Brahs, those were the first offerings to be reported. Everyone else is encouraged to list their donation!!! The greater the bounty of offering the more Lorenzo will swim his Hispanic ass this way!!!! Give to the needy and not the greedy!!!!

  2. #12
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    I'll donate all of my 80's porn mags, my first 6'4" BAT surfboard, and my jockstrap from high school football

  3. #13
    I'll donate a few mL of high grade semen.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by leethestud View Post
    I'll donate a few mL of high grade semen.
    You better hope there were no cams at the sperm bank you broke into. Because the rare occasion you don't shoot blanks, it's a half-aqueous solution of inevitable gene deletion. Sadly and disgustingly, your wahines sent pics to prove it.

    But shoots brah, good donation to the cause!! Quality load of kids or two is good for a few more seconds on the period of Lorenzo's swell!!!

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    Whoa!! I'd sacrifice myself before my ace Phinny...that's my boy and I'd die for him. So I'll collect some neighborhood children to sacrifice in his stead.

  6. #16
    I'm donating aerosol cans by the thousands so that we can get this climate change kicked in high gear! What happened to these massive storms brought on by climate change we're supposed to be having?! Cmon sea....RISE!!!

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    I'll donate all of my 80's porn mags, my first 6'4" BAT surfboard, and my jockstrap from high school football
    Good looks on the joxygen. L-dogg needs plenty for his Trans-Atlantic trek. Also, throw in a few late 70s back issues as he prefers the full "vegetation". He'll be please to be rollin in his six fo.

  8. #18
    Aaaahhh porn mags! Bout as relevant as a phone booth! Though in an apocalypse or doomsday situation they may come in very handy! (no pun intended)

  9. #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by wavehog1 View Post
    Aaaahhh porn mags! Bout as relevant as a phone booth! Though in an apocalypse or doomsday situation they may come in very handy! (no pun intended)
    HAHA, why get rid of things you need? I'm trying to "unload" some of my belongings that don't get any use anymore, so figured this is the best way, plus 80's porn mags are just classic, you can't get stuff like that anymore, there's gotta be some sentimental value that Invest 98L can use to gain strength from.

  10. #20
    Sentimental value? Like a bunch of ol girlfriends right?!

    I had a ton of them myself and one cold winter night we had a huge bonfire, drank a few beers, sat around the fire and read old porn mags. Then into the fire the ladies went! It was a sad night..... said goodbye to a lot of old mamarries and relationships.