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    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    Everyone speeding around like they have something important to do

    thats pretty much a northern thing, were more laid back here. unless your boss is from the north there always so high paced even when there is nothing to do i dont get it.
    lol very true.im from northern nj and don't like to drop below 80 when im on the parkway.u southern Monmouth ocean drivers don't know how to drive.stop looking at the leaves.if I drove a company vehicle for a living id take my time,or if I drove a car that doesn't regularly need maintenance id take my time.but my car is a jalopy and I like to get in and out before she starts smokin

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    your wisdom is wise my friend... but mine is wizer, and i'm saying "you wont, bro"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    You talking to me, ese, on that last paragraph or people in general? I will assume it was directed at me because I'm egocentric and everything's aboot me. Someone told me that on here once, and I've been told on SI that I'm mentally insane(like clinically) five times. Yeah, I have a few boards. Nahh, I never been in the ocean before, and I have this strange, kinky obsession for surf predictin' website message boards. I studied aboot the lifestyle for three years before coming on here. And there was more to this than just going surfing.

    I didn't like that paragraph. But I will fight the urge to throw out insults and threats.

    People who do, most certainly talk aboot it. It happens all the time. Rocky Dennis talked aboot it, and he would have gone if he didn't happen to die. Chavez, and bikers across the land, mourned that dude's death. All Rocky's mom cared aboot was getting loaded and laid. How would you know if someone "left?" They might be standing on the corner in Jersey City all these years......or in Northern State for sex crimes.

    Ahh, but I am not functionally sane. I don't like being human for one thing. It doesn't seem to bother anybody else, but it bothers me. People, ah, how they are so willing to accept things. I hate bodily functions. I cry everytime I have to use the bathroom. It's so stupid. Really, think aboot how stupid it is. Yeah, yeah I know it's necessary and all, I don't need biology lessons, but I think it's disgusting.

    Every morning, around the world, people wake and expell gas, urinate, defecate, burp, sneeze, cough, spit, menstrate, tug their junk, and all sorts of sh!t. Then they zip around in their motorized contraptions deluded into thinking what they are doing is important, and, hence, they are important. Really, sit in a parking lot of a strip mall, located by a busy roadway, sometime, and just watch the madness. Everyone speeding around like they have something important to do. 7 billion people running around in the pursuit of the superficial........farting and crapping along the way.

    All people do is work, buy sh!t, and forge these personal relationships that, in theory, are supposed to make a person feel important and worthy. Then, humans being humans, problems arise in these earthly pursuits, and then the person yaps incessantly on their cell phones to anyone that will listen.

    " Now I roll in comfort" "Yeah, that how it goes for anybody....who's sane" What is comfort? Comfort is a friggin preconceived notion embedded in your brain. It's all in your perception. Listen, you f'ing crackers, I'm not there yet, but I'm headed there. I had a hell of an obstacle to jump quitting Kasser's Vodka and cutting down my poppy plantation in my backyard. But along this "journey," I have been deprogamming my mind not to WANT things, for wants and desires are responsible for most of y'alls problems. Ax a Chinese guy, he'll tell you the same.

    I am making progress too. I can sit in a house and read for days at a time and it doesn't phase me. I don't end up disappointed at the end of the day because I didn't expect anything during it. I roll with the flow. Sure, I get bummed when my spot's sandbar craps out like it did after last weeks Nor'easter, but that's beyond my control.
    I cannot think of Rocky Dennis without crying. I almost joined him tonight when a spike buck came within a pube hair of jumping on my bike with me. Deer are in the rut. Slow down. Bambi don't taste as good when you scrape him off the asphalt. Drunk rant over. Chavez out.

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    Rocky Dennis...... ha, haven't heard that name since I was 10!

    True though, should be a good lesson for all of us. He spent his entire life planning to go and never went.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cepriano View Post
    lol very true.im from northern nj and don't like to drop below 80 when im on the parkway.u southern Monmouth ocean drivers don't know how to drive.stop looking at the leaves.if I drove a company vehicle for a living id take my time,or if I drove a car that doesn't regularly need maintenance id take my time.but my car is a jalopy and I like to get in and out before she starts smokin
    the worst is jersey drivers on vacation, now i do like to drive slow..but then there's.. lets look at the moss trees while driving slow,we took the wrong turn honey?, idk how to drive so lets 25 in a 45. new jersey/ohio are the worst drivers in history and i feel like new yorkers get a honorable mention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    the worst is jersey drivers on vacation, now i do like to drive slow..but then there's.. lets look at the moss trees while driving slow,we took the wrong turn honey?, idk how to drive so lets 25 in a 45. new jersey/ohio are the worst drivers in history and i feel like new yorkers get a honorable mention.
    Heard that on Ohioans. Let's not let Maine-iacs get a free pass on this one. Left Lane Larry's pulling 41 in the 55 of a two-lane highway. C'monnn. Also have to nominate CT drivers on the Merritt Parkway for similar sanctions you describe of scenery. Could we put a more passive group in the midst of a more aggro group of Tri-State drivers?

    This world is overrun by a bunch of children.