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    Nostrildamus

    Within one years time there will be an earthquake on the west coast, particularly California. Sorry aboot that. Prepare. Not sure how bad it will be.

    The strange fish of the deep. The one who does not shiver in the freeze has appeared upon the shores of the endless sun. He came bearing warning, yet died in the toxicity near shore.

    His appearance will signal a new era for the new-aged, plastic masses of Hollywood and beyond. No silicone will rescue Costa Mesa nor Brentwood. Compton will continue on as normal as well as Panorama City. Will Silverlake still be silver? I do not know.

    Feel free to use this thread to post your own predictions to our world's future.

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    In 3 billion years the sun will enlarge and fry the earth. that same time, andromeda will collide with the milky way.

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    My Prediction:

    I have chilli on the crock pot for later today. There will be some earthquakes heard and some felt here in NJ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaGaffer View Post
    OMG PJB YOU'RE RIGHT! There was an earthquake in California.

    http://www.data.scec.org/recenteqs/

    So, I take it that this throws a monkey wrench into your plans for a trip out West.
    Non, a big one........not the little ones youse guys get all the time. While I was stayin' classy in Ventura County, where I was a member of The Conejo Valley Unified School District, there were a handful of 3 pointers that rumbled through the night. I slept through each of them.

    Hold on a minute..................ahhhh can't tell if it will be along the San Andreas Fault or the Cascadia Subduction zone.......hold on......got something coming.........Cascadia Subdunction........ok wheeew, you're safe Za Gaffer. Hey Za Gaffer do you know anyone named Genevive?

    And an earthquake might make me more inclined to head on out Californee-way. Plus, everyone keeps saying that I have already made plans to head west. I said I wanted to, not that it was set in stone. Jeez, I was looking for a travel companion with capital.......and maybe a car. I ain't got nothin' right now. So, until that happens I'm stuck.

    Ah such a nice day in Nueve Yersey, too bad it's only a foot........maybe two here and there.....Not sufficent. I wish I was in Oregon.

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    Oh yeah.....Pump, sorry aboot Lonegan's defeat. Ha Ha you got another black guy leading you. LOL

    Yo, when are we going to walk on the boardwalk and go on the log ride(and that is not sexual innuendo you sick bas-tards.....I mean the actual amusement ride). Then we'll eat Mack's Pizza.......you like birch beer, Pump?

    Hey, you didn't get any tickets for wearing your boardies too low on your waist this summer did you? Decency is alive and well down there, huh?

    You know, I wish I had some Strawberry Cough, a few Tylenol 3's, two flasks of Kasser's Premium Vodka, a pocket full of quarters and dollar bills........ I'd just love to hang out on your boardwalk today. Pop the pills, smoke up, play video games, win prizes on games of chance, do some ski ball, sneak chugs every ten minutes of Kasser's Premium Edition(aged 20 hours)................walk around staring at nothing. Yeah, I could go for that.

    Oh well. I guess I could always go to Bellevue Avenue and hang out with the Mexicans and trashy white people.

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    the worry on the east coast is Cumbre Viejo on la isla de palma.

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    I predict I will eat pizza and watch football later today.

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    RFID chips in, civil liberties out. Not to mention the total failure of the farm we call earth that continues to be fertilized with oil sludge, radioactive waste, and delisously fresh exhaust. If we coddled the value of earth rather then the value of money (worthless except in trust) we humans would last much longer on this planet.
    On a natural note, the cosmos can finish us off at any time. There is, has been, and will be violent and extreme cosmic occurances unsurvivable by humans. These happenings have included, and will continue to include earth.
    We are very lucky to live in this survivable age on earth yet the powers that be have efficiently blinded and controlled civilization with the mighty dollar so we fail to see the real fortune all around us while locked on the hamster wheel of debt. Pretty clever.
    Fun fact: 3% of all us currency exists physically, the other 97% is digital.

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    quite astute doug, well said, the time of their control will draw to a close, it is inevitable, value will be seen in growing things in the earth and time with loved ones, the dollar's illusion is getting thin

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    That was a lovely story, Za Gaf. I'll always tune in to stories like that. They always have my attention. Always......

    My school in Ventura County, Maple Elementary, which is part of the Conejo Valley Unified School District, had three occasions where large gopher snakes were on the property. I knew a kid, K. Wolfe, who'd catch all sorts of snakes in the foothills.

    Conejo means "rabbit" in Spanish....I think. Rabbit Valley.....pretty cool, huh?

    I swear, I've been this close .... to just walking westward in the past few years. Phases and sudden moods don't last this long. Something is telling me to get out of Jersey. There's nothing left here for me now but bad memories and inferior surf spots(inferior both in comparision to other locations, and how they used to be 20 years ago......aww man Harvey Cedars in 1989....yeah)

    Though I have upset punk-angst Thousand Oaks resident, Dale J, the other week. Man, people just don't get me. I wrote something aboot age and relevancy and he got all offended. He thinks he's "anti-mainstream" though he has a 9-5, a wife, a kid, and a mortgage......and he's 41. Anyways, I don't care that he didn't like the piece, and I started messing with him, yapping aboot Tu Pac's time in Baltimore and how I'm a cracker who blasts crackers who don't like my writings.

    Just nonsense......and he Bannned me from contact. He was my only hope out west.

    I don't know......people so touchy these days........the terrorists have won........Oh yo, Gaffer, do you know any middle-aged chicks named, "Genevive?"

    I'm not upset at family guys.....I'm upset at FAMILY GUY because me and some guy in Belgium(simultaneously) started saying, " Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty," for no apparent rhyme or reason. And that McFarlane guy copied us.

    If you were in a band, and created a riff and song........how do you know some dude in Finland didn't come up with the same riff two years ago?

    Man, strange things.......two of these sentences just rearranged themselves in this post. Up and moved.......