Maybe he can do something about the poisoned dog treats being sold to us.
If you have dogs read up about this. Better yet, don't. I'll save you the time. In short, don't buy chicken jerkey treats that come from china. Or for that matter, don't buy anything from china that will go in your dogs mouth.
P.S. That includes pop out boards too in case you end up with one of those frantic dogs that thinks "it exists, therefore it must be chewed upon". There...made it surfing related.