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Thread: Crowd Control Techniques
Oct 25, 2013, 12:03 AM #41
Oct 25, 2013, 01:10 AM #42
Oct 25, 2013, 01:55 AM #43
I spit while surfing too, but dippin? Dip juice is f-n nasty. I used to clean up at a lumberyard before I was old enough to use the saws... The foreman dipped a lot, and had a spittoon bucket. I spilled the bucket in myself once. GROSS.
Still... it's a big ocean. There's probably also 300 gallons of cetacean spooge for every ounce of Koki-dip spooge, so it's all good. Stay spitting my friends.
Yeah, I think there's a very limited amount of us out there, ran into a guy out in the water a couple weeks ago and he said " damn, I thought I was the only guy who dipped while they surfed",
needless, I say more (from the archives of the ShredMachine)
I told him, nah, been doing it for years.
Had a guy who was amazed that I was packin' a phatty one day ask me if I was worried about swallowing it, but hell I never swallowed the sh!t and I've been doing it since I was in 8th grade..haha.
Watch that Kodiak, my man...I dipped it for a year or two and that sh!t tore my gums up pretty good, I think it's got more fiberglass in it...and good god, that sh!t smells so f'n bad..lol.
Got to love it, though...nothing better than surfing with a lipper!
And I do agree, spilling the **** on you is nasty, especially when it's not your own.
My buddy's sister was at a party years ago and picked up a beer can that she thought was filled with beer and started drinking it, yup it was dip spit and she hurled immediately.
Oct 25, 2013, 02:20 AM #46
My brother & his baseball teammates couldn't wait to dip in HS. Big league chew man!
Sure enough, the day came along & they were dipping & chewin'. Unfortunately, no one told them to spit.
Oh...yah....most of them were swallowing the chewbazzz as they went; & those dudes were were puking into the next day.
Oct 25, 2013, 02:31 AM #47Member
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Oct 25, 2013, 04:51 AM #48
surf at night.
Oct 25, 2013, 05:48 AM #49
Make a floating rubber version of that big green turd from the "Fall 2013" thread and tow it behind your board.
Oct 25, 2013, 12:21 PM #50
a few years ago at a surf beach, a buddy and i staged a full on fake fist fight over and alleged drop in. after that we got plenty of waves.