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  1. #31
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    But wait, gnome....!

    Here's a post from someone who knows how you roll:


    dont forget

    empty pockets when its gas up time, surfer

    gets out the calculator and slide rule in the supermarket, surfer

    got the barrell of the century when no one was looking surfer (every session)

    puts 91zm sh1t on the stereo all the time and sulks if anyone wants to put on something that hasnt been thrashed to death on pop radio, surfer

    sees the reef is 6ft and pumping and decides the last fat soft beachie you went to was a lot better,
    surfer

    makes the worlds best, fastest, big wave, barrell riding, hydrodynamic wonder surfboards but hasnt surfed in 18 months in anything over 2ft, surfer

    wears a pink wettie and psycho hockey mask, surfer

  2. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post
    Your mind is a rather blunt instrument it seems... once again you have changed the meaning of my post in an attempt to discredit it.... there is a big difference between 'better at making waves' and 'better at riding waves', given that there are many different standards of what constitutes good wave riding. Clearly my boards are not better as noseriding platforms or vehicles for aerial hops.

    So, you should read more carefull and think more carefully, in my opinion.

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    So wait, are you saying that the only purpose of your boards are to catch waves and not to do anything but ride them straight down the line top to bottom? Your statement that there is a difference in better at making waves and better at riding waves would seem so. If that is what you are saying then I have nothing further to say as you will have admitted that your boards are pointless. If you are saying that you design boards that are better at catching waves but then only go straight as all your videos show, and that this is your opinion on what surfing is meant to be then you really must think you are God's gift to the surfing world and are here to show us all that we are surfing wrong. So please tell me in plain words with no BS double talk exactly what you feel is better about your boards than the industry boards based on your own comment so I do not interpret it wrong again.

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    And here is another one of your stalking targets, gnome:

    Kia ora,first this will be the last post that I make on this forum.This thread was start because of the complaint I made to Tim at surf.co.nz.
    On the day that this thread was I was stalked down by phone here in Gisborne on my private unlisted number by Mr R Stewart pretending to be after some Pipe Fins.Once rs said "ah it's roy from surf.co" I hang up he then tryed to ring strait back but I hang up istead of talking to him.I rang telecom to see what could be done to block any more calls from that number.I was told that If I was to get one more call from him (it takes three calls),his phone line would be cut and he could no longer get a phone line in NZ and lose internet access(re misuse of telephone laws NZ)
    So Be carefull what you do online with Mr Stewart As it has now been recorded at telecom that he is a stalker.
    It has been fuuny at times on this forum ,but when rs crossed the line and broke NZ laws by stalking me I no longer want to commune here on this forum.
    To the rest of you I hope you have fun and happy surfing,Pipe Fins.

  4. #34
    The facts are against you Mr Carter.. since this thread and others are evidence of great interest in the topic.

    Actually Jean Claude said that his friends think that he is a very boring fellow, apologies for the error.

  5. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    And here is another one of your stalking targets, gnome:

    Kia ora,first this will be the last post that I make on this forum.This thread was start because of the complaint I made to Tim at surf.co.nz.
    On the day that this thread was I was stalked down by phone here in Gisborne on my private unlisted number by Mr R Stewart pretending to be after some Pipe Fins.Once rs said "ah it's roy from surf.co" I hang up he then tryed to ring strait back but I hang up istead of talking to him.I rang telecom to see what could be done to block any more calls from that number.I was told that If I was to get one more call from him (it takes three calls),his phone line would be cut and he could no longer get a phone line in NZ and lose internet access(re misuse of telephone laws NZ)
    So Be carefull what you do online with Mr Stewart As it has now been recorded at telecom that he is a stalker.
    It has been fuuny at times on this forum ,but when rs crossed the line and broke NZ laws by stalking me I no longer want to commune here on this forum.
    To the rest of you I hope you have fun and happy surfing,Pipe Fins.

    Hahaha actually Guy and I are good friends and he recently did a superb bone carving of one of my boards as a gift.

    The incident above was his misunderstanding, as I was calling him to order some pipe fins. At the time Guy was under a lot of stress due to some health issues and incessant trolling from some idiots on surfco regarding his fins.


    Guy still posts regularly on surfco and we converse often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    But wait, gnome....!

    Here's a post from someone who knows how you roll:


    dont forget

    empty pockets when its gas up time, surfer

    gets out the calculator and slide rule in the supermarket, surfer

    got the barrell of the century when no one was looking surfer (every session)

    puts 91zm sh1t on the stereo all the time and sulks if anyone wants to put on something that hasnt been thrashed to death on pop radio, surfer

    sees the reef is 6ft and pumping and decides the last fat soft beachie you went to was a lot better,
    surfer

    makes the worlds best, fastest, big wave, barrell riding, hydrodynamic wonder surfboards but hasnt surfed in 18 months in anything over 2ft, surfer

    wears a pink wettie and psycho hockey mask, surfer

    https://vine.co/v/hH6ug2jVDvU/embed

  7. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post
    Hahaha actually Guy and I are good friends and he recently did a superb bone carving of one of my boards as a gift.

    The incident above was his misunderstanding, as I was calling him to order some pipe fins. At the time Guy was under a lot of stress due to some health issues and incessant trolling from some idiots on surfco regarding his fins.


    Guy still posts regularly on surfco and we converse often.
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    Sure thing, gnome, sure thing.

  8. #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles Taylor View Post
    Now look what you've done, gnome.....you've gone & gotten chucka-boo-bo & his rapist dawg all fired up again. His meds won't work & his community will have to put with those gutteral noises that he makes when he's, ahem, working on one of his latex blow-up dolls.

  9. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roy Stuart View Post
    The facts are against you Mr Carter.. since this thread and others are evidence of great interest in the topic.

    Actually Jean Claude said that his friends think that he is a very boring fellow, apologies for the error.
    What facts? You never answered my question. Again you talk in circles and cryptic statements. Please answer my question posed above regarding what you meant by better or listen to the hamster:
    hamstermikeSTFU.jpg

  10. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post

    Sure thing, gnome, sure thing.
    Ask him if you don't believe me.

    Guy O'connor on facebook, he's on my friends list: https://www.facebook.com/roy.stuart.12?ref=tn_tnmn