Above your pay grade again and past your bedtime, chucka-boo-boo. Time to say your evening incantation, grab your gnome pacifier & bite down hard. "Sweet dreams, cupcake," calls boo-boo da-da.
'Mirror mirror on the wall,
am I the boo-boo-est of them all,
sonic clap trap what I like to do,
another phrase for wanking true,
out in the barn just me & my dummies,
when no one's lookin' I call 'em hunny,
my idol is gnome,
he'll walk me home,
just me & him & wooden boards,
in his shed at night
he shows me his magic kiwi light.'
-- ballad of chucka-boo-boo
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Oct 31, 2013, 03:48 AM #61
Last edited by yankee; Oct 31, 2013 at 03:55 AM.
Why do you jump in like that ? Does it seem an opportune moment for you to get to the lead of something? To strike an insult or two to feel like your winning ?
The sonic ear claps was not a joke. I really smack my opponents on the ear drums to Burst their equal Librium, it utterly debilitates ones ability to perform motor skills.
Hate is a strong word, it's not possible to hate someone who doesn't exist, a troll forum user is inanimate remember.
Oct 31, 2013, 04:18 AM #63
f*ck you, Im a real person,
I came here to be entertained as I recover from surgery. and you are confused? You arent used to that by now? the kids jumble in the paper likely perplexes you, I am surprised you dont walk around with a helmet
baby huey, I dont hate you, but your posts open you up for so much ridicule, its like punting a soccer ball that's rolling towards you, I just cant help it.
I so hope those vines make it onto Tosh, that would be the sh*t icing on the poop cake.
I came here to be entertained and honestly Yankee has been thoroughly entertaining, a key reason he has been so so funny is because you keep yielding pure gold for material, you're like a slot machine of jacka$$ery and we just hit 7's across the board. keep it up though please, Ive said it once and I will say it again, this is better than cable
Last edited by MakeItStop; Oct 31, 2013 at 04:33 AM.
Oct 31, 2013, 07:23 AM #64
By "equal Librium" do you mean the equal doses of Librium (a benzo) that rcarter takes for his anxiety? Seems to be working the last couple months...althoughhhhhh...the recent spike in aggro of his posts towards you and Patrick Roy may indicate unequal Librium dosing.
Furthermore, Platonic philosophy and theory of forms would state it most definitely is possible to hate the form of a forum troll. Even if the forum troll is not real in the physical realm, Plato would say that a forum troll mimics the form of a douchebag and you can therefore hate him/her/it. I suggest giving a read to the allegory of the cave in Republic next time you're trying to have a toilet shott-off with seldom seen.
Me and you is good Chuck brah. So long as you don't waste this OH+ swell on Friday at good south facing ME breaks with territorial wetty pissings on peaks at Long Sands. Think big, Chuck, reeeel big.
Oct 31, 2013, 04:08 PM #65
And exactly what martial art teaches the flat-footed, square on, chin-sticking-out, loopy arm punch (er I mean arm slap) technique? Obviously I've missed out on that one. With your skills I don't understand why you're screwing around in the woods when you should just fly to Brazil and put a beat down on Andy Silva and show the world you really are the badddest mofo on the planet. Then you can come back and charge Roy board money to teach everyone that technique.
Was the sonic ear clap what did Ramon Dekkers in?
Is that the only technique you have? I'd love to see some more vids of your other secret totally awesome and only known by you techniques. How about the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder? Two-handed reverse dutch rudder? One-handed flying donkey punch?
Please post more vids, everyone could use a good laugh.
Oct 31, 2013, 04:14 PM #66
- Join Date
- Aug 2012
- Turtle Island
Soooo much better than cable.
Oct 31, 2013, 04:39 PM #68
can we see a vid of your twin sonic ear clapping you?
The flying knee is a good one. Also the spinning back fist is an all time favorite of mine.
Oct 31, 2013, 04:53 PM #70
seriously? if you two go all wwf on each other be sure to post it.