I'm in awe of several things right now:
1) The hypocrisy of Roy's degradation of our nationalism while he won't even wear a tuxedo from New Zealand in his glamour shot. He had the balls to go and wear a Canadian one.
2) Roy's glamour shot itself.
3) "got bronzed" is apparently the new "got pinned"
4) The quantity of parasitic organisms in Roy's mustache alone is exponentially greater than the number found in Bob Marley's dreads. Can't say he's not the perfect host!
5) How proud Roy is of his glamour shot.
It amuses me to ponder that you guys once thought I wasn't real. I'm now convinced Roy is a fabrication. This character is way too larger than life to walk this earth, let alone walk a pier whittled into a Gulliver-sized surfboard. No wayz braddahs. This glamour shot put me over the edge with ability to believe in such a stiff.
. Rise n shine SI. Morning sesh for Charles and the makaha at Higgins beach today ! 4-6 ft south swell at a south facing spot.
Emass. Higgins is the place today.
I'm at the break right now with mad snacks, water, Get Pitted remix on CD, and two sticks ready to get me pinned. Nowhere near Vacationland today Chuck. I'm gonna charge extra hard today too since I didn't get to charge yesterday's chopfest since my grandmother nearly exited the earth and could any minute now. She's always told us never to be half-assed so she's be proud of my effort today.
PB&J...I'm at the break to make sure it's good. I'm the first one here. Waiting for this damn sun to rise in an hour. SUPper...can I stare at the sun this morning? I may do it Sunday morning to burn my retinas out in a self-protective mechanism so I never have to lay sight on another elvish glamour shott.
That's a great pic of Roy there. An amazing beard.
Your attitude is again typical of US foreign policy.
It's a distraction from the endless gutter humour which some of you are posting, and as you know it is a picture of the author so has some relevance.
Also what the fark does that picture have to do with anything in this thread? How self absorbed are you to post that stupid crap?