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  1. #1
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    impacting the coast for muhammad

    we are now teaching the glory of allah and and surfing it will be da bomb. we will also teach you how to wrap a turban and destory the infidels at surfing and invade all there home breaks first stop cocoa beach florida. all are welcome just bring 72 virgins and your favorite batch of potassium nitrate. if you act now well throw in Koran and a free prayer rug that doubles as a beach towel.

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    I dont need 72 virgins, a dozen or so chicks will be fine, and can I get maybe half them to be full-on whores, I dont want a bunch a fish f*cks, who just lay there.....I want like some really whorey whores, regular cock-maestras who can work it, maybe even tie balloon animals with their tongues and sheet. then they can teach the other ones.

    Also, I will be needing more than one towel/rug
    Last edited by MakeItStop; Oct 27, 2013 at 06:53 PM.

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    thank you that post made my day lol

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    Ahhh funny times, Blaster of ye Sand

    Right now, Mr. Swellinfo Guy is fretting aboot retailation. Muslims hate when you poke fun at their religion. Sandblasters be wary if any new dudes show up and try and get to know you better. They might be trying to blow you up. You too, MIS-13. You guys be careful. For God's sakes don't draw any cartoons about this stuff.

    Allahu Akbar !!! (Dear young jihadist, I meant that sincerely. Like all good African Americans, I converted in jail.)

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    During all Surfing Jihad activities, infidels must remain fully in swim costumes for modesty's sake.

    "I'm a thousand miles from Cairo,
    Dreaming of ice cold beer...." - Godley and Creme
    Last edited by World B Frielinghaus; Oct 27, 2013 at 10:43 PM.