Chuck please don't ever show us photos of your gout and bunions ever again. Keep your woolen backwoods socks the heck on your dawgs. Damn.

Any yous guys got a health insurance policy? Maybe the SI admin brah can get an HMO to come in and lower the potential mortality rate that's about to skyrocket given the maladies reported by several forumites. Damn.

Don't you guys pay attention to the dietary threads and posts on here?