Just wanted all of you guys to know that MVsurfer is alive and well after charging Oak Bluffs today via WaveJet gassed up with 116 octane racing fuel and wearing a 36/24/36mm Kevlar-lambskin wetty custom made by Sir Mix Alot's tailor. He also donned astronaut boots from NASA and his hands were cloaked by a combo of Michael Jackson's white glove and a catcher's mitt. In lieu of a hood, MVsurfer rocked Jim McMahon's headband formerly worn in the music video for The SuperBowl Shuffle.
When asked what prompted such an ensemble he replied:
"If Danny Way can jump the Great Wall of China and transitioning to a second ramp, I sure as hell can plow through P-Town like the King of Pop."
for yesterday...I was way over-suited. first off...i forgot my earplugs, so I had to wear a fricken hood so my ears wouldn't be permanently clogged with water after getting tossed around yesterday. second, i wore gloves...there was no need to wear gloves, but once you paddled out where I was, you didn't really want to come in and run them back to your car. third, i wore my new XCEL drylock 4/3....i had a boner to try it out. needless to say, it is WARM. i felt sweat beads forming on my back. gross.
It's cold today. But it was warm here in EMass yesterday. I'm so confused as a result!!! For all yous guys who had (may still have) the luxury of your madre dressing you before going out to the bus stop, what kind of socks and underoos should I wear in 38 degree temps if it's sunny and I'm spending most of my day no closer than 1/4 mile to the ocean? What if the NNW wind changes to SSW? What then? Do I change my shoes like Mr. Rogers and have a YouTube symposium about it? Where are the McAllisters going on their trip? Does this van get good gas mileage?