The christian god and his son are getting over representation here and we need to balance it out with representation of other gods.
So let's start it off with a prayer to Poseidon, his holy of holiness. Oh lordly Poseidon bless us with a righteous swell oh ye great one and smite all thine enemies by washing them into the black abyss of the deepest darkest hole of your mighty ocean lair.
Next we need to sacrifice a goat to the pagan gods and we might even get Satan to come on along and give the apocalypse a head start.
Wise words...I always praise Boreas when we're blessed with N winds. I thank Quetzlcoatl too.
Originally Posted by sonfollowerssurf
...Some of you guys just need to open up and give Jesus a chance, if you know what I mean.
LOL SMH LOL LMAO(sorry PJB had to...)... *que John Lennon* all we are saaaayyying, is give Jesus a chance
I love that God gets the glory for the good, but not the bad.... It's just like every ridiculous athlete that's thanks god after a win. I want to see, just once, the loser blame god for the loss.
I love it when Boxers and MMA guys give all credit for their win to Jeebus. Cause we all know Kripes was all about bashing people's faces in.
I grew up on Army forts. Church was always confusing to me. Seeing baby killers praying to the prince of peace, then later joking about the amount of people they "dispatch".
Last edited by chicharronne; Mar 20, 2014 at 01:11 PM.