It's not just that there is no reliable public venue for surf reports/real-time wave info; I'm like 90% convinced that whenever the surf gets good, all the public surf reports and wave forecasts become fake too... like, they start lying about wind direction etc to try to send the crowds to the wrong/****ty breaks?
Hey Guys- I got this great idea- let just start some threads on here and chat about our surf spots- it would be easier then making an app... we could start one about that famous break in Belmar, NJ- you know the place where the set waves are always 2 to 3 ft bigger then anywhere else?
This is the future...I hope that isn't invented (which it will). Alas! There is a solution...
Let the human sacrifices begin! Crowded breaks first! Sorry. I'm thinking a Walking Dead kind of thing with surfer's or as some would call it...summer. The Surfing Dead? It's like that on some days with all the huffing, puffing and grunting.
AIM FOR THE HEAD! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE THE THREAT IS ELIMINATED