Nothing worse than hairy bikini clad Eurotrash with 70's porn mustaches - and I'm referring to the women! The best way to get rid of them is to offer them free surfboards if they go for a ride in your van. If they do get in, take them to Trenton and give them free coupons for a cheeseburger at some diner, and when they get out, leave them there. You could video it on a gopro and make a vlog out of it. Call it Where's Vlad?
PJB I was about to stroll down Ben Franklin parkway looking for you with a 5 mil wetsuit and a 40oz to give you for your paddle down the schuylkill and eventually out the bay. You know, get you back on your feet.
Is Bill still alive? He's been awfully quiet lately. Did Cadbury kill him in a violent murder /suicide after becoming enraged on a car ride? Was he done in by the street dealers of South Philly? Did he succumb to alcohol posoining, the AIDS or Bogeton Wolftucks? Crash while schotting the Ventnor Pier? Did he finally make it to his own island, Norcal, Reykjavík or Erock's house for pizza? Inquiring minds want to know.
What about that chick from Teen Mom or w/e, bet she had something to do with this
MIS-13, actually I did have an experience at the AC Phish show. Not at the show as I am not a Phish fan. Thank You Trey.......actually an old friend got into them and he made me kind of nauseous how he went on aboot how friggin cool that Trey dude is. I'll tell the tale at a later time. Remember MIS-13, any country or society is an imagined collection of people who believe they belong together...... And I need people like you on here too, just keep your insult game at a high level. No, use of the term, "Butt Hurt" please.
Koki, I have stated numerous times my affinity for Delaware. I dig the place. Nothing like rolling down Rts. 13 or 113 on a deep fall day......and the hookers in Newcastle County are phenomenal. And I always liked that inlet youse guys got down there. Shoot, I even dig OCMD.
However, I will not tolerate insubordination from a dude who must get fins to the legs quite often in order to refer to himself as Skeglegs. And when did he all of a sudden become a regular Alpha Male on here. I never even heard of the dude until last month. Anyways, Delaware is South Jersey's little brother, and we will demand the utmost respect. Hey Koki, why do I have this feeling you have SE PA roots, which is awesome as I love Darby, PA.
Guys, I never left. I just was separated from technology for a week. I'll never leave. Even when I'm not posting, I am with you.....all of you. Oh hey, why do I keep seeing dudes who look like Avon Barksdale everywhere I go?
I knew it would only take one post to awaken the troll
Good comeback, man.
Hey, how am I "troll?" Be specific and detailed. I don't use the term "troll" as only dorks do so, but isn't what you do(sitting around waiting to take jabs at people) more fitting of the definition? I don't know, man. I don't know.
So, you knew when you posted you'd awaken the troll, huh? Your posts have power. Yeah, I was sitting around waiting for YOU to chime in. You got me. God, these people have got me all figured out. Fantastic.
Skegs, this fall is worse than the past summer, bru.