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    South Carolina

    Which ones of youse South Carolina hillbillies is near or frequents Isle of Palms? My old pal, who does NOT like me anymore, is down there and I want one of you Skoal-chewing, Palmetto types to show him a good time. You know, like show him the best bubs and places to eat.

    WARNING: my boy is now a militant vegan and yoga practicioner so proceed accordingly. He's got his wife and childs with him so youse guys can bring your wives, kids and servants. You guys still have slaves, right? Right, right, I know slavery is illegal (WINK WINK). I got you guys.

    So, his name is J'miah and he's kind of tall and has stunning blonde hair. Please help a cracker out. Thanks.

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    fkn classic Metard

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    He is not welcome here send that trash on his way we don't need none of that vegan **** here. Tell him to go to Florida and btw if you don't dip Copenhagen you just might be retarted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidrock View Post
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    dang metard. you can really bust-a-move...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost of SJB View Post
    Which ones of youse South Carolina hillbillies is near or frequents Isle of Palms? My old pal, who does NOT like me anymore, is down there and I want one of you Skoal-chewing, Palmetto types to show him a good time. You know, like show him the best bubs and places to eat.

    WARNING: my boy is now a militant vegan and yoga practicioner so proceed accordingly. He's got his wife and childs with him so youse guys can bring your wives, kids and servants. You guys still have slaves, right? Right, right, I know slavery is illegal (WINK WINK). I got you guys.

    So, his name is J'miah and he's kind of tall and has stunning blonde hair. Please help a cracker out. Thanks.
    I surf IOP on the reg. If he is staying on the island, he will probably be happier with the nightlife on Sullivan's. Being a vegan here would be quite difficult, as the area is focused on BBQ and seafood. Lowcountry cuisine is almost always cooked using animal fat. However, we do have a few vegan friendly places just across the bridge in Mt. P. Five Loaves (http://www.fiveloavescafe.com/) will probably be the best for selection. If he was just vegetarian, Mosaic (http://mosaicedibles.com/restaurant/charleston/) would have been a good place. If he likes Italian, Bacco (http://www.baccocharleston.com/) should have some options for him. Other than that, I am not sure what else to recommend. I can usually help with dining recommendations, but vegan options are not my specialty.

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    Ghost of SJB, did you just put a hit out? (wink, wink)

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    A tall Jersey boy with "magnificent" blond hair? Sounds a little on the thin side, being a militant vegan who says "OHM" a lot, so he might not bring a good price. How 'bout the wife, good looking or no? She might be worth trading a few hogs for.

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    IOP is a mere stones throw from Chiba City. Don't expect me to fetch your boy though. He sounds like the tanning bed Chuck Norris type you specialize in "up there". Besides, I've given the servants the week off.

    Can this cat even surf? No matter. We haven't seen waves in over a month.

    As Brewengineer said, this is no place to be a Vegan. Allow your (taste) Buds to live life to its fullest. Check out The Low Country Kitchen on IOP. Regardless of time of day, someone there is guaranteed to be hammered. Their (post surf) breakfast can't be beaten! Keep it low and you'll be good to go.

    Slide on
    Last edited by World B Frielinghaus; Jun 30, 2014 at 02:09 PM.