Is this really another thread about when, where, how, why , and what wetty to toss on your arse in which conditions, break, time zone, day of the week, and Chinese year of the (insert random animal)????

Hey, SI forum brah (and entourage of mods and other parental units) - is it trolling at this point if we hijack a repetitively threaded topic that forum kooks are bogarting your bandwidth through? Is it even possible to post anything justifiable in a court of brah as "jibber-jabber" or can we all agree that any such threads themselves be considered jibber-jabber (or J2 as Starchy calls it from his lifeproof bunker)?????

Did several forumites raid rcarter's fanny pack and steal his happy pills or something? Because FYI you thieves: those psychotropic biscuits act in the normal human brain as crazy pills. Let's not condone this nonsense any further.

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