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    Yankee, I sure do appreciate your response. I may be new to this forum, but new to forums, period? Try again. Let me let you know, I'm originally from Annapolis, and my parents are from Salisbury and Snow Hill. I went to Ocean City every summer of my childhood, and I'm going
    to clue you in on a few facts, assuming you're literate enough to sound them out. First, no one in the entire rest of the world refers to the armpit of backwoods waste of land mass east of the Kent Narrows bridge as Delmarva. Second, it must be nice to sit at your keyboard surfing a forum for a location on the opposite side of the nation "pwning n00b5" about how pathetic they are while stroking your raging erection while looking at your senior member status. Third, if your sister read half the crap you posted on this forum, you'd be served by her divorce lawyer so fast your Mossy Oak trucker cap would spin. Why don't you stop wasting your time being a wannabe and do what the rest of the toothless Eastern Shore hicks are doing and rustle up some more chicken necks, fix the holes in your crab pots and continue being irrelevant like you know you should be. I was under the impression that surfers were laid back, and more or less accepting of someone humble enough to ask for a little direction. I guess I was wrong, and this post could very well be my last, but thank you all the same. In closing, any Marylander who is so unaware of the location of the Mason-Dixon Line, as well as the fact that the word "Yankee" in that state can get you thrown from the upper reaches of Camden Yards deserves what he gets, and sir, you have gotten just a little of what you deserve here. Crawl in a hole and die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason_K View Post
    Yankee, I sure do appreciate your response. I may be new to this forum, but new to forums, period? Try again. Let me let you know, I'm originally from Annapolis, and my parents are from Salisbury and Snow Hill. I went to Ocean City every summer of my childhood, and I'm going
    to clue you in on a few facts, assuming you're literate enough to sound them out. First, no one in the entire rest of the world refers to the armpit of backwoods waste of land mass east of the Kent Narrows bridge as Delmarva. Second, it must be nice to sit at your keyboard surfing a forum for a location on the opposite side of the nation "pwning n00b5" about how pathetic they are while stroking your raging erection while looking at your senior member status. Third, if your sister read half the crap you posted on this forum, you'd be served by her divorce lawyer so fast your Mossy Oak trucker cap would spin. Why don't you stop wasting your time being a wannabe and do what the rest of the toothless Eastern Shore hicks are doing and rustle up some more chicken necks, fix the holes in your crab pots and continue being irrelevant like you know you should be. I was under the impression that surfers were laid back, and more or less accepting of someone humble enough to ask for a little direction. I guess I was wrong, and this post could very well be my last, but thank you all the same. In closing, any Marylander who is so unaware of the location of the Mason-Dixon Line, as well as the fact that the word "Yankee" in that state can get you thrown from the upper reaches of Camden Yards deserves what he gets, and sir, you have gotten just a little of what you deserve here. Crawl in a hole and die.
    Man on Fire! Or maybe it's just the Ol Grandad talking. I seem to have touched a nerve...?

    Jason, are you sitting at your keyboard with your hockey mask on again tonight...? It's only Tuesday, Jason. Tsk, tsk....you're not permitted to go into insane rages about your love for spicy crab cakes unless it's the weekend, and that, only if you're being cradled by chucka-boo-boo.

    Take off the hockey mask, don't wear your wetsuit to bed again tonight & above all....learn to read.
    Last edited by yankee; Nov 27, 2013 at 03:05 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason_K View Post
    Yankee, I sure do appreciate your response. I may be new to this forum, but new to forums, period? Try again. Let me let you know, I'm originally from Annapolis, and my parents are from Salisbury and Snow Hill. I went to Ocean City every summer of my childhood, and I'm going
    to clue you in on a few facts, assuming you're literate enough to sound them out. First, no one in the entire rest of the world refers to the armpit of backwoods waste of land mass east of the Kent Narrows bridge as Delmarva. Second, it must be nice to sit at your keyboard surfing a forum for a location on the opposite side of the nation "pwning n00b5" about how pathetic they are while stroking your raging erection while looking at your senior member status. Third, if your sister read half the crap you posted on this forum, you'd be served by her divorce lawyer so fast your Mossy Oak trucker cap would spin. Why don't you stop wasting your time being a wannabe and do what the rest of the toothless Eastern Shore hicks are doing and rustle up some more chicken necks, fix the holes in your crab pots and continue being irrelevant like you know you should be. I was under the impression that surfers were laid back, and more or less accepting of someone humble enough to ask for a little direction. I guess I was wrong, and this post could very well be my last, but thank you all the same. In closing, any Marylander who is so unaware of the location of the Mason-Dixon Line, as well as the fact that the word "Yankee" in that state can get you thrown from the upper reaches of Camden Yards deserves what he gets, and sir, you have gotten just a little of what you deserve here. Crawl in a hole and die.
    Jason I would recommend that you stay on the forum and look past what the Yankee has said. I too was once a junior here and I was abused. Yankee was one of my personal trolls for a good time but like most viruses it passed.

    If your looking to connect and find friendly interactions then I'm sure you will make them. I don't know how west coast people on this forum are when it comes to reality but I've been able to connect with real cool east coast surfer people on this site and that's despite my harsh humor and beatings of latex dolls.

    https://vine.co/v/hH6ug2jVDvU

    Jason this is how I dealt with my Yankee virus, I used a heavy dose of aggression until the trolling frequency begins to diminish. You seem like a sharp guy, use your prior forum skills to your advantage.

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    So either Jason is a current member trying to get himself a HOF thread like the Hello one or obviously does not know this forum. Jason, considering 85% or more of the posters are on the East Coast and you come with this holier than thou attitude about us this may very well go the direction of the Hello thread. Second if you think surfers on SI are "laid back" about folks asking for help you have not read sh!t on here. And speaking for the South (and perhaps Yankee too):
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    JasonK listening to Yankee or Charles is trouble. you dont want to listen to me either, just enjoy, you seem to have the hang of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    See, this OP is so fake it's not even worth saying much, except if you're as lonely as you indicate in your post, there's a guy living with a flotilla of latex dummies (really) in a barn in Maine who may be interested in coming out to SAN & hanging with you.

    And, spicoli is correct: the only Platinum Plus thread, ever, on SI Forum is the "Hello!" thread. Not only did it inspire the absolute worst from the SI crew (which means the best) it essentially wore out the brain pans of the entire SI Forum for two months. And, I think it sent a gnome in an orange pantsuits into a terminal tailspin.
    When I posted it for the FauxP in this thread, I had to go back and read it again for all its glory. That thread stopped this board and mesmerized all for 6 full days. I agree about the refractory period. Not sure if this place will ever be the same. When you go back and re-read it, you'll see that it was a 100-year storm that couldn't have been designed by the best of comic architects.

    Is Platinum Plus the apex of SI honor? I need clarification because of the 2013 SI Swellie Award nominations coming up soon. Need to know the rubric.

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    My best advice is to buy a cool surf van and give away free surf wax to all the locals, and free surfboards to their kids. You will make lots of friends this way, and they will always be happy to see your van pull up to their spot.

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    Dude, you guys with the "fake" posts and the multiple account theories are so paranoid....

    I can just imagine you guys taking blasts from your $20 nickle bags............and then

    Logging onto your computers while rummaging through your pockets, searching the carpet for anything white and rocky, and peeking out your windows........

    "Oh YEAH !! This guy is definitely trying to trick us with this post......Yeah, it must be Shredmachine......Hey what's that on the floor....(starts picking up crumbs from carpet)......................Oh snap, what was that? .....( heads to front windows and cautiously stares out said window for ten minutes)...............CRACKLING SOUND..........OH man, now this guy can't be serious. He's lonely?? In California??? Ahhh, he's trying to trick me !!!...THESE PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO TRICK ME !!!....."

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    Trix are for kids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    Dude, you guys with the "fake" posts and the multiple account theories are so paranoid....

    I can just imagine you guys taking blasts from your $20 nickle bags............and then

    Logging onto your computers while rummaging through your pockets, searching the carpet for anything white and rocky, and peeking out your windows........

    "Oh YEAH !! This guy is definitely trying to trick us with this post......Yeah, it must be Shredmachine......Hey what's that on the floor....(starts picking up crumbs from carpet)......................Oh snap, what was that? .....( heads to front windows and cautiously stares out said window for ten minutes)...............CRACKLING SOUND..........OH man, now this guy can't be serious. He's lonely?? In California??? Ahhh, he's trying to trick me !!!...THESE PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO TRICK ME !!!....."
    what about re-checking the door and window locks every 30 minutes or so? I mean even if you screwed them shut you can't trust the locks.

    Welcome Jason, there's quite a mix of dix on this forum, me included, so go f*ck yourself with a saxaphone.