Yankee, I sure do appreciate your response. I may be new to this forum, but new to forums, period? Try again. Let me let you know, I'm originally from Annapolis, and my parents are from Salisbury and Snow Hill. I went to Ocean City every summer of my childhood, and I'm going
to clue you in on a few facts, assuming you're literate enough to sound them out. First, no one in the entire rest of the world refers to the armpit of backwoods waste of land mass east of the Kent Narrows bridge as Delmarva. Second, it must be nice to sit at your keyboard surfing a forum for a location on the opposite side of the nation "pwning n00b5" about how pathetic they are while stroking your raging erection while looking at your senior member status. Third, if your sister read half the crap you posted on this forum, you'd be served by her divorce lawyer so fast your Mossy Oak trucker cap would spin. Why don't you stop wasting your time being a wannabe and do what the rest of the toothless Eastern Shore hicks are doing and rustle up some more chicken necks, fix the holes in your crab pots and continue being irrelevant like you know you should be. I was under the impression that surfers were laid back, and more or less accepting of someone humble enough to ask for a little direction. I guess I was wrong, and this post could very well be my last, but thank you all the same. In closing, any Marylander who is so unaware of the location of the Mason-Dixon Line, as well as the fact that the word "Yankee" in that state can get you thrown from the upper reaches of Camden Yards deserves what he gets, and sir, you have gotten just a little of what you deserve here. Crawl in a hole and die.
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Thread: What's up, swellinfo?
Nov 27, 2013, 03:46 AM #11Junior Member
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Nov 27, 2013, 03:55 AM #12
Jason, are you sitting at your keyboard with your hockey mask on again tonight...? It's only Tuesday, Jason. Tsk, tsk....you're not permitted to go into insane rages about your love for spicy crab cakes unless it's the weekend, and that, only if you're being cradled by chucka-boo-boo.
Take off the hockey mask, don't wear your wetsuit to bed again tonight & above all....learn to read.
Last edited by yankee; Nov 27, 2013 at 04:05 AM.
If your looking to connect and find friendly interactions then I'm sure you will make them. I don't know how west coast people on this forum are when it comes to reality but I've been able to connect with real cool east coast surfer people on this site and that's despite my harsh humor and beatings of latex dolls.
Jason this is how I dealt with my Yankee virus, I used a heavy dose of aggression until the trolling frequency begins to diminish. You seem like a sharp guy, use your prior forum skills to your advantage.
Nov 27, 2013, 04:25 AM #14
So either Jason is a current member trying to get himself a HOF thread like the Hello one or obviously does not know this forum. Jason, considering 85% or more of the posters are on the East Coast and you come with this holier than thou attitude about us this may very well go the direction of the Hello thread. Second if you think surfers on SI are "laid back" about folks asking for help you have not read sh!t on here. And speaking for the South (and perhaps Yankee too):
Nov 27, 2013, 04:27 AM #15
JasonK listening to Yankee or Charles is trouble. you dont want to listen to me either, just enjoy, you seem to have the hang of it
Nov 27, 2013, 04:45 AM #16
Is Platinum Plus the apex of SI honor? I need clarification because of the 2013 SI Swellie Award nominations coming up soon. Need to know the rubric.
Nov 27, 2013, 01:27 PM #17Senior Member
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My best advice is to buy a cool surf van and give away free surf wax to all the locals, and free surfboards to their kids. You will make lots of friends this way, and they will always be happy to see your van pull up to their spot.
Dude, you guys with the "fake" posts and the multiple account theories are so paranoid....
I can just imagine you guys taking blasts from your $20 nickle bags............and then
Logging onto your computers while rummaging through your pockets, searching the carpet for anything white and rocky, and peeking out your windows........
"Oh YEAH !! This guy is definitely trying to trick us with this post......Yeah, it must be Shredmachine......Hey what's that on the floor....(starts picking up crumbs from carpet)......................Oh snap, what was that? .....( heads to front windows and cautiously stares out said window for ten minutes)...............CRACKLING SOUND..........OH man, now this guy can't be serious. He's lonely?? In California??? Ahhh, he's trying to trick me !!!...THESE PEOPLE KEEP TRYING TO TRICK ME !!!....."
Nov 27, 2013, 04:27 PM #19
Trix are for kids!
Nov 27, 2013, 04:44 PM #20
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