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    State of the forum.... what i missed....

    waterbaby - took a job as a rep for Lost. getting paid big bucks to advertise via board reviews for corporate surf companies hundreds of miles from where he lives/transplanted. still a Morro Bay super local! although he's now recovering financially from getting his windows gay-bashed out by actual locals who know who he really is and that he reviews corporate surfboards on SI
    PS... muhahahaha

    Charles Taylor - aka yankee, see below

    yankee - the meds don't appear to be working. still cooked in the head and lonely as ever. regularly chokes himself while masturbating feverishly to his alter ego 'Charles Taylor' profile pic and rubber mannequin video. surfing his beloved Channel Islands Biscuit is now a thing of the past and he strictly boogie-boards. his adopted dads are ashamed and are seeking funds to have him committed

    Rcarter - aka yankee, see above

    Seldom Seen- lost his boogie-board last week on his way to RI from CT. currently running m4m ads on craigslist

    DawnPatrolSUP - metrosexual and dorky as ever. wife is unsatisfied

    brew engiqueer - currently cruising South Carolina in his bright red Volkswagon Cabriolet daily in-between polishing sessions of his mahogany framed community college degree in his double-wide. i say...

    Paddington Jetty Bear - had to cancel his surfermag subscription due to 5th DUI. needs bus money. pony up SI faithful

    Archy - bunkered out. well fortified till 2045.

    Emass - almost got bashed by shorepound into NH rocks, but already surfs better, charges harder and beats more Arizona hole then 99% of cool dudes on this website

    to be continued....
    Last edited by AtanticO; Nov 29, 2013 at 11:48 PM.

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    You missed:

    Charles is building a sweet wooden fish and unlike Roy is not selling it for $1,000,000,000.

    Seldom continues to post relevant and entertaining info.

    Dawn Patrol is his usual nice self and almost never seems to piss anyone off.

    BrewEngineer is still a cool dude and can spell Engineer unlike AtanticO

    PJB goes deep on some posts and makes me Google half the stuff he posts but is still one of the coolest dudes north of the Mason Dixon line.

    Archy has been oddly silent as of late and may be camped out in his bunker.

    Emass does continue to surf and skate and snowboard, has not taken any newbies out to get drowned and still loves the word brah.

    Oh and perhaps the most important thing you missed:

    Forum was much better with out AtlanticO the biggest piece of Sh!t to ever grace the pages of SI. Why don't you go away again?

    You really think just because Yankee and I both despise you that we are the same person, if so you are a bigger FU(KTARD than I already imagined. And if you think Charles, Yankee and I are the same then you really are stupider than a piece of monkey sh!t.

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    i love you too rcater/yankee/charles taylor hope your boogie-board sessions have been going well in Connecticut.
    Last edited by AtanticO; Nov 30, 2013 at 12:04 AM.

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    This is pretty funny but I promise I'm not idiot Yankee. I'll go to lengths to prove things around here.

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    from the limited amount i've read, yankee/rcarter always posts after CT. hmmm......

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    ha ha (nelson voice)

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    You know, if I was one of them Multiple Account theorists, I might wonder if AO/OO and EasternMassachusettsSpicoli are one and the same........But I'm not. But this connection is the ONLY circumstance that makes me wonder.

    Bus money? Man, the bus sucks unless you are high. Then it's a sociology wonderland........I need a driver. Was totally disappointed with the latest Surfer Mag. No friggin text, man.

    Ahhh, I do alright considering my transportation woes. I can't complain. As that psuedo-west coast buster, TuPac, said, " I get around." I know this sounds bad, but I was kind of glad when somebody finally shut him up. Sorry, Jesus.

    What exactly is "Arizona hole?" So, in less than year, Spicoli surfs better than Erock? So surfing, as compared to "boogie boarding," really isn't too hard. You know who'd shred a 6'2''? The Karate Kid. He had balance in the Crane Technique.

    Well, SUP does go surfing when he wants without having to ask his wife. Ahh man, you have to come back insulting people during Thanksgiving weekend. I JUST WATCHED A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING LAST NIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO BE NICE AND POSITIVE........

    Oh, it's "Paddington," dude. With "d's" not "t's"

    Oh, in 2007 the DEA reported that 58% of U.S. dope came from South America; 40% came form Mexico: and a measly 2% came from SE & SW Asia combined.

    Dude, don't make cheap jokes aboot Seldom Seen. Just don't do it.

    Hey, I know you traveled around Coast Guarding and all, but where are you originally from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtanticO View Post
    from the limited amount i've read, yankee/rcarter always posts after CT. hmmm......
    Limited amount you've read is exactly your problem. Johhny come lately don't go around making wild claims please. I take great offense to your accusations. I'm chuck taylor the insane Maine man who surfs wood and beats latex dolls to pulp. Yankee and carter are mouth breathing liberal idiots.

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    After reading this thread all the sudden my gay friends don't seem so gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    You know, if I was one of them Multiple Account theorists, I might wonder if AO/OO and EasternMassachusettsSpicoli are one and the same........But I'm not. But this connection is the ONLY circumstance that makes me wonder.

    Bus money? Man, the bus sucks unless you are high. Then it's a sociology wonderland........I need a driver. Was totally disappointed with the latest Surfer Mag. No friggin text, man.

    Ahhh, I do alright considering my transportation woes. I can't complain. As that psuedo-west coast buster, TuPac, said, " I get around." I know this sounds bad, but I was kind of glad when somebody finally shut him up. Sorry, Jesus.

    What exactly is "Arizona hole?" So, in less than year, Spicoli surfs better than Erock? So surfing, as compared to "boogie boarding," really isn't too hard. You know who'd shred a 6'2''? The Karate Kid. He had balance in the Crane Technique.

    Well, SUP does go surfing when he wants without having to ask his wife. Ahh man, you have to come back insulting people during Thanksgiving weekend. I JUST WATCHED A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING LAST NIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO BE NICE AND POSITIVE........

    Oh, it's "Paddington," dude. With "d's" not "t's"

    Oh, in 2007 the DEA reported that 58% of U.S. dope came from South America; 40% came form Mexico: and a measly 2% came from SE & SW Asia combined.

    Dude, don't make cheap jokes aboot Seldom Seen. Just don't do it.

    Hey, I know you traveled around Coast Guarding and all, but where are you originally from?
    you know where im from. question is...Who Are You? plus, f*uck thanksgiving anyhow. what are you also some pilgrim or something. your shoe buckles too tight? thought you were some hardcore Jersey drug lord or something? so sensitive now-a-days.

    ahh....just playing aroung PJB. i like you dude. i'd love to surf with you sometime. i'll PM you next time im in your upper middle class neighborhood