I've been thinking aboot you going to school in Hawaii all last night. I couldn't sleep..........
Then just two minutes ago, I had a great idea. Yeah, that's why your power went out.......
Instead of paying for room and board, you should live with MIS-13 (MAKEITSTOP) rent free. He lives in Da Islands, brah. Naturally, you would make a few charitable contributions per year........
MIS-13 is a non-violent, yet somewhat aggressive, humanitarian. I guess his antagonistic nature is a Jersey thing. Jersey people are complete animals....uncouth even. Someone should put a stop to that state. Quite frankly, the only saving grace of the state is........right, Belmar. Belmar's just fantastic. Belmar's been producing quality citizens, such as Bruce Trowbridge, since 1889. And the waves..........oh man.
But anyways, since MIS-13 is into voluntarism, I'm sure he wouldn't mind letting you board with him. You would owe him a favor once you graduate, of course. It's a win-win situation for us all. You guys should talk.
Oh calm down, MIS-13. Look, you could mold your own protege -a college-educated protege - to send back to the mainland with your vision. The people in Jersey are ripe for a new way. Really, you should see them. They have this look on their faces that seems to indicate that they have blank minds. So they are fresh pickings for the New World Order. You need to get to them first before the Bilderbergs do.
I'm with you now, MIS-13. I have to stop choosing the least of two evils, and dedicate my life to enacting change. I'll even do illegal stuff as long as it's in safer states than New Jersey. I could handle prison in Nebraska. But forget Jersey, California, Florida and places like that. Montana wouldn't be bad either.
I'm willing to give your way a try. Just please stop identifying with conservatives.
HPU is too far (90 min), but if he wanted to sleep in a tent by the chicken coop, alls hes gotsa ta do is clean the chicken coop and feed the tilapia. However, he has to shower outside and poop at the neighbors.
haha^ hey buddy good job on getting into that school, I know a few people who went there. I wish I went to that school! prob a great way to transition to living in hawaii/surfing for life and living the dream man, smart move.