so are the stories of all these people going to meet/intertwine in belmar for a bench off? or are the stories all going to make there own ways?
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Dec 26, 2013, 10:27 PM #31
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- May 2013
- Punching Latex Dummys in Barns
Dec 26, 2013, 11:41 PM #32
Will Fitz hop NJ TRANSIT to escape NY for a 'real' surf town?
Will KS make an appearance at a SOHO Starbucks, or even a Quicksilver store?
Who else will Fitz find along the way? Where IS Seldom? Will any other elusive forum members come out of the woodwork a la Trevolution?
Is it possible that we'll see the return of Surfin'nig, Emass8', or even... the one whose name shall not be spoken?
Stay tuned people. Your local programming just keeps getting better.
Dec 27, 2013, 01:35 AM #33Senior Member
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- Jun 2013
- Singer Island
I am on pins and needles. (Metaphorically - I am allergic to codeine and opiates. The weed is all I need). I know the journey is more important than the destination...in most instances...unless the destination is jail or a hospital or a graveyard...but I can't wait for the happy ending.
Last edited by sisurfdogg; Dec 27, 2013 at 01:38 AM.
Dec 27, 2013, 03:16 AM #34
Actually the funny part is that this dude is really owning you guys and you love it.
That Buckley kid is from Belmar and they actually publish his garbage in the real mags. It's so bad. The last one I read he was incorrectly quoting about surfing's history. At least Coen has matured a little. Seems like a good guy, but reaks of needing to make this writing thing work so he can maintain the lifestyle.
Most of this story is straight Wilbur meets Everybody Surfs.
I enjoy the correct use of comma's almost as much as the content.
Will the boys be confused about the Turnpike vs the Parkway?
Will they meet in Central Jersey?
Where is Central Jersey?
Does wearing an Eastern Lines Tee give u cred?
What wetsuit should they wear in late December?
Will they help each other with their zippers?
Will they grab a slice...will they know what that means?
Will they ask what's a pork roll? Will Taylor Ham confuse them?
Will they be considered Bennies or Shoobies?
Will they ride NSP's?
Will they announce their arrival by all paddling out together?
Will Matt Johnson delete this thread?
Will the people of Lake Cuomo ever accept the fact they live in Belmar?
Best low end teenage graffiti I ever saw was at the stairs by Squan Inlet...it simply read "Learn to surf in Belmar".....
Last edited by boogitym; Dec 27, 2013 at 06:01 AM. Reason: no names
will *****fart be there?
will pus$yfart be there?
Dec 27, 2013, 07:25 AM #38
In other words, STFU & go back to lurking. Billy's workin' it; you go work your thunderc*nt (props to Brew).
Billy's the SI Forum Legend, and Billy's the wordsmith, not you jackass. The Seen is The Man of the Hour.
Do something productive like go chum your jacuzzi and stop trying to hijack the man's thread.
Last edited by yankee; Dec 27, 2013 at 07:28 AM.
Dec 27, 2013, 01:14 PM #39
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- Turtle Island
Hahaha chumming a jacuzzi, that's a funny thought. The possibilities in this story are endless, officially tuned in for the next installment.