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    Anne Hathaway

    I let this go for a few days, but I can not hold my disgust anymore.

    I often wonder what kind of cretins are on this site. Horrible, apathetic, proles.....

    One of our greatest lesbians almost died last week, and none of you even mentioned it. Lesbians are the most important people in society. Their ability to act and entertain us is mind blowing.

    Hathaway was sucked-out to sea - almost a full ten yards from shore - by a powerful current and flailed her hands in attempt to attract attention to her situation.

    Luckily a surfer happened to be nearby, and swam the ten yards to rescue the panicking Hathaway, who has been labeled a "confident swimmer."

    Hathaway also managed to cut her foot during the traumatic rescue mere yards from the shoreline. She was then comforted by her fellow lesbian husband, Adam.

    In a act demonstrating the importance and courage of all lesbians who grace the big screen, Hathaway was out in the danger fields the next day as she got a spot of boogieboarding in......under the watchful eye of her lesbian husband, Adam.

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    Wow, you weren't kidding Mr. Bear...couldn't find any pics of her boogieboarding.

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    Heavy....or not
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    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    Wow, you weren't kidding Mr. Bear...couldn't find any pics of her boogieboarding.

    Help me prease!.jpg
    SELDOM SEEN, SIR. I WOULD NEVER KID ABOOT ANNE HATHAWAY !!!!!

    SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET, SECOND ONLY TO GWYNETH PALTROW.

    (starting to cry...)

    I just don't know what to say. They are so important.......the dresses they wear to award ceremonies and all the wonderful things they do.

    AND WE ALMOST LOST ONE OF THEM !!! TEN YARDS FROM THE BEACH.

    This has me thinking. If Anne Hathaway, a confident swimmer, can get into trouble, then what are us, lesser-types, doing in the ocean? If that could happen to someone of her ilk, then maybe we need to reconsider going further than four feet into the ocean.

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    Maybe it was a philanthropic effort on her part to remind us how dangerous the ocean is? I mean, her, Gwyneth, and the rest are constantly working to improve our lives so maybe she was taking one for the proverbial team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    Maybe it was a philanthropic effort on her part to remind us how dangerous the ocean is? I mean, her, Gwyneth, and the rest are constantly working to improve our lives so maybe she was taking one for the proverbial team?
    OMG, that MUST be it!!!

    OHH Seldom, you crafty rapscallion, you've done figured it out....

    Ahhh, that's what must have happened. Shirley no ocean could get the best of Ms. Hathaway. She's like one of the best lesbains the theater and silver screen have ever seen.

    Good show, Seldom, good show.

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    White girls like Anne Hathaway going, way out, they wait for my bandwagon
    She let me bang and I ain’t got a bandana

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddington Jetty Bear View Post
    OMG, that MUST be it!!!

    OHH Seldom, you crafty rapscallion, you've done figured it out....

    Ahhh, that's what must have happened. Shirley no ocean could get the best of Ms. Hathaway. She's like one of the best lesbains the theater and silver screen have ever seen.

    Good show, Seldom, good show.
    It's the only logical explanation I can think of, but thank you kind sir.

    I like that rap too bb$$$.

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    You think she would be better at holding her breath, ya know, from all the muff diving.

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    Can you imagine if Anne did die?
    Nobody from the east coast would be allowed to swim beyond a 4 foot depth.
    Dramatic scenes in ankle high water would become a huge craze.
    Drama students would be required to do the Hathaway "oh my god im going to die" face as a prerequisite for their acting career.
    And yes lesbians would have their favorite little count immortalized, living with Davy Jones.