No one from the east should ever move here. Its crowded, the water is cold, your waves are better, and now, thanks to Fukishima, the ocean is killing us off daily. The radiation is causing our sharks to grow to massive sizes and a strong taste for human meat.
If you come to California, you will die.
Fukishima is the best thing that has ever happened for us natives.
dont worry im thick skinned and have bearing so i think ill move there next summer and paddle out into all the 3 foot waves that yall dont want everyday all day everyday.