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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewIfallalot View Post
    No one from the east should ever move here. Its crowded, the water is cold, your waves are better, and now, thanks to Fukishima, the ocean is killing us off daily. The radiation is causing our sharks to grow to massive sizes and a strong taste for human meat.

    If you come to California, you will die.

    Fukishima is the best thing that has ever happened for us natives.
    dont worry im thick skinned and have bearing so i think ill move there next summer and paddle out into all the 3 foot waves that yall dont want everyday all day everyday.

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    Thread: Surf fishing study

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    Today, 12:26 PM #1 Wacky kooky Wacky kooky is offline
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    Surf fishing study
    My study is over many years of dealing with redneck scum throwing their hooks of death at any place they feel like. Even if there are swimmers, kids, kooks, and us surfers around. I have asked these self absorbed people over 50 different times to be cautious of swimmers only to be meet with arrogant its all about me responses. My conclusion is that 90% of these people are as stupid as they look. Fight back in a subtle manner remember they usually have knifes in their quiver. Unite surf world.
    Last edited by Wacky kooky; Today at 02:22 PM.

    The guy who started this thread also started the one I copy and pasted above. My advice to him is to move west before the people in the east figure out who he is. Hell the radiation may even cure his cancerous thought process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waverlysurf View Post
    let me tell you guys something. I lived on east coast my whole life (NJ and NC) and surfed all the best breaks around there and a lot of them at their best day as well. Now i'm in hawaii.. and you realize how much of a freaking joke east coast surfing is. just sayin.
    Try feeding the locals pork roll. They will become your best friends instantly. Pork roll is like crack in Hawaii.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJ glide View Post
    Try feeding the locals pork roll. They will become your best friends instantly. Pork roll is like crack in Hawaii.
    I think you mean "pork hash"

    The 7-11s out there (which are way better than any sev on the mainland) have the pork hash and spam musubis in the little plastic display shelf thingies sitting on the counter by the registers for the impulse buyers. A few years ago you could get a few pork hash or a spam musubi for a dollar.

    As far as the OP's radiation concerns, you can look at the NRC nuclear powerplant map and see that there are a bunch of reactors on the east coast, all waiting to go Fukushima. Almost every one of these plants has a similar set up to Fuk, with decades of spent nuclear fuel rods sitting in cooling pools (which need active power to keep water circulating). There is no plan to dispose of the spent fuel rods. There is no profit motive for any of the operators to come up with a disposal plan. We modern humans want our baseload electricity and don't really care about the environmental consequences.

    You probably have a better chance of getting irradiated on the east coast (if you stay long enough) than Hawaii. Move to Hawaii where you're biggest health risks come from getting fat by eating too many pork hash and musubis and loco mocos.
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    No I brought pork roll from NJ to Hawaii. I've been all over and rarely found pork roll anywhere but NJ. Hawaiians were all about me going back to Jersey to get more pork roll and bring it back to Hawaii. Seriously If you want to stay in Hawaii on some locals couch in Hawaii go to NJ buy pork roll the real stuff that's mfg in Trenton then knock on the door of the house who's couch you want to sleep on feed them pork roll. Automatically you will have a place to stay til the pork roll runs out.

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    From Fukushima, to a lack of attraction for Mexican women, to 7-11s & Pork Rolls. With a 'Blue Crush' reference thrown in for good measure. Wow.

    What is more likely gentlemen? That we have a brand new muse? ... Or that Wacky Kooky isn't really a 'new' member?

    First conspiracy of 2014 has arrived. Who is Wacky Kooky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slashdog View Post
    From Fukushima, to a lack of attraction for Mexican women, to 7-11s & Pork Rolls. With a 'Blue Crush' reference thrown in for good measure. Wow.

    What is more likely gentlemen? That we have a brand new muse? ... Or that Wacky Kooky isn't really a 'new' member?

    First conspiracy of 2014 has arrived. Who is Wacky Kooky?
    PJB or emass

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    Quote Originally Posted by cepriano View Post
    really??are u retarded.

    u don't even have to surf to know pipe has an inside sandbar.
    blue crush "hey im gonna surf the sandbar instead of pipe"
    everybeach has a sandbar.never noticed anyone take off on 2nd reef and roll in til it doubles up on the inside sandbar?
    idk,maybe Kelly slater and john john Florence have no clue what they are talking about!!sandbars at pipe,pewww.
    watch the pipemasters heat review,youll learn a thing or 2.its okay stay on the eastcoast and well see u on the wct in the future
    No, you are wrong, yet again. There are 3 reefs at pipe. There is no "inside sandbar" to surf at Pipe. There is 1st reef, 2nd reef, and 3rd reef. There is a sandbar at Gums, but Gums is not Pipe. The same way OTW is not Pipe. Yes, I have been to and surfered Hawaii 3x but will continue to live on the East Coast. And no, I don't have any plans to be on the WCT, nor should 99.9% of surfers.
    The fact that you get your surfing knowledge from Blue Crush tells me everything.