EVERYTHING BEING FREE
Enjoy the posts....keep posting
So lets see..... Jesus "walked" on water....so...... Stay with me.....when I'm hangin tem in the tuuube and walkin the nose then........I'm walking on water.....just like.... Jesus.... So that means.... HOLY **** IM JESUS!!!!!!!!
This is the second coming (maybe third or fourth I'm not sure ask your girlfriend I'm sure she knows) of JC. Some changes are gonna be made around here. 85 degree water year round with head high plus barrels for every one except New Jersey.
Secondly you give 10 percent of your income to me. I do accept all major credit cards and pay pal
Paddles boarders and kayakers will be struck with hell fire and brimstone upon arrival at a crowded break.
I now require one virgin a year for repentance and forgiveness of all sins. And not the girl that has played just the tip either.
Regular footers are now considered "gifted"
I'll just wing the rest.
Thank you for prayers praises and offerings. One more thing, sorry about Justin bieber somehow he slipped through the cracks. Some paperwork got mixed ups but its being "sorted out"
As several people have pointed out, it's not Jesus, scripture, or free stuff that irritates people. And since those were the only poll options people responded in the thread as the only way to tell you why they don't like it. But of course those responses were ignored...because you really couldn't care less what any of us think, esp. if we disagree with you.
Your response to Doug is a perfect example...he tells you in a non-snarky way he doesn't want you preaching to him, and your response? To tell him about how you found Jesus and preach to him. You found Jesus? Really ? Wow, I never would have guessed that...
This whole thread is nothing more than a clever trick to try to justify your inane postings and has nothing to do with figuring out why you get on the nerves of a large size of the forum's population. That and it gives you opportunity to once again start preaching to people, quoting scripture, and testifying.
To sum it all up...I got no problem with Jesus, scripture, free stuff, or teaching kids to surf. I just find you to be dishonest and have an agenda, and that is a big red flag in my book. Never ever trust someone who is dishonest and has an agenda...no matter how much they try to pretty it up.
Or to better illustrate the point since in your world caps make a difference...
To sum it all up...I got no problem with Jesus, scripture, free stuff, or teaching kids to surf. I just find you to be DISHONEST and have an AGENDA, and that is a BIG RED FLAG in my book. NEVER EVER trust someone who is DISHONEST and has an AGENDA...NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY PRETTY IT UP.
CAN I GET AN AMEN BROTHERS?
AMEN AMEN AMEN
hayzeus effing keerist on a cross, hell effing yessssssss
and did you know Jesus drive a Honda? He just never talked about it.
John 12:49 for I did not speak of my own accord....