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    eastcoast trash

    Were is all the real surfers in this region. Bunch of cry babies on the east coast. Really there just a bunch of rednecks who just so happen to surf. Its hunting, muddin, and marrying woods poon first, and surfing comes second. So here is to all the trailer trash surfers on the eastcoast. Go watch buckwild, duck your dynasty, spit that shuckamuck jive clown boys,
    Eastcoast, white trash, trailer drivin, farm smuckin, shorebilly, chicken raisin, FFA lovin, overall sportin, duck boot hay chewin, uneducated illiterate clowns and im out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wacky kooky View Post
    Were is all the real surfers in this region. Bunch of cry babies on the east coast. Really there just a bunch of rednecks who just so happen to surf. Its hunting, muddin, and marrying woods poon first, and surfing comes second. So here is to all the trailer trash surfers on the eastcoast. Go watch buckwild, duck your dynasty, spit that shuckamuck jive clown boys,
    Eastcoast, white trash, trailer drivin, farm smuckin, shorebilly, chicken raisin, FFA lovin, overall sportin, duck boot hay chewin, uneducated illiterate clowns and im out.
    You must be the smartest of the brainiacs in your region. Most gonad eaters wouldn't be smart enough to leave the h out where and ebonic enough to use is when in relation to a plural noun.

    Kudos to you Wacky Off.

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    Wacking off Kooks, you're troller trash.

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    hes kinda right though. east coast surfing is a joke. if you kooks ever left you'd know that you only will get about 10 solid sessions a year TOPS on the east coast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waverlysurf View Post
    hes kinda right though. east coast surfing is a joke. if you kooks ever left you'd know that you only will get about 10 solid sessions a year TOPS on the east coast.
    And you're kinda an efftard, sparky. Go 'long now. Somewhere there's a remake of 'Point Break' just calling your name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waverlysurf View Post
    hes kinda right though. east coast surfing is a joke. if you kooks ever left you'd know that you only will get about 10 solid sessions a year TOPS on the east coast.
    dude i love my coast and ill smash you come to south carolina, ill run over your board with my truck then piss in your gas tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waverlysurf View Post
    hes kinda right though. east coast surfing is a joke. if you kooks ever left you'd know that you only will get about 10 solid sessions a year TOPS on the east coast.
    Yeah because none of us ever left. Sh!t, I'm affraid to leave my bathroom most of the time. The wave's in my bathtub are legit.

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    Only trash is your mom giving BJs for a nickel. Most dudes give her a penny a punch her in the gut, but she keeps coming back... Funny little crack whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wacky kooky View Post
    Were is all the real surfers in this region. Bunch of cry babies on the east coast. Really there just a bunch of rednecks who just so happen to surf. Its hunting, muddin, and marrying woods poon first, and surfing comes second. So here is to all the trailer trash surfers on the eastcoast. Go watch buckwild, duck your dynasty, spit that shuckamuck jive clown boys,
    Eastcoast, white trash, trailer drivin, farm smuckin, shorebilly, chicken raisin, FFA lovin, overall sportin, duck boot hay chewin, uneducated illiterate clowns and im out.
    Oh boy. You got em good brah. Always remember to spell check before you bash the uneducated and illiterate.

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    WE were heading to your Mom's house but the line was too long so we stopped by your sisters house and got in line behind your Brother and your Pops. It wasn't as bad as I thought after hearing all the stories.