I'm just the most core, I surf in -200 degree temps, in 300 ft of snow, fighting glaciers and Killer whales in a banana hammock only. Beat that.... This thread is mainly to show off my benching skills and sack.
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Core Score: Artic Circle Surfing at Midnight in the Winter
Jan 22, 2014, 12:56 AM #2
- Join Date
- May 2013
- Punching Latex Dummys in Barns
dude i lift semi trucks all day at my lowkal gym bench in negative 400 temps and shovel snow with my ****. we all know the south has the best benchers and everyone else just tries to keep up. i shoot up pitbull and rooster testosterone on the daily to keep my neck big and my sack heavy like these carolina barrels, that when i fly out of them i get mistaken for a ufo in the line up. i also throw my signature boomarang 360 i fly off the wave then back into the wave straight into the foam ball ..shacked to perfection 90% of the time everytime.
Jan 22, 2014, 01:25 AM #3
oh I thought u were talkin about a midnight sesh tonight in the northeast.if so I am down.we could probably get little red led lights and put them on our hood so we don't disappear lol.it would be freeekin epic
Lets go: BETTER SACK UP
Jan 22, 2014, 03:23 AM #5Junior Member
- Join Date
- Jul 2013
I'm gonna shovel the snow all the way to my break and drop in all natural! see you in the AM
Jan 22, 2014, 03:26 AM #6
One of you Village People dudes please take wayne the insane with you on your next manly voyage. Just do us all a favor & leave him at the turnaround point.
Jan 22, 2014, 11:19 AM #7
I'm too afraid to comment!