PJB, I would have to say that a majority of us enjoy your writings, rants and raves, it is really entertaining, because personally I just don't like television anymore, except for the occasional sports or some good old eat you up zombie sh!t, I would rather read crap from a bunch of raving friggin lunitics on a surf predicting web site, like I said entertainment. So go ahead good sir and finish up the story already.
Exactly... These stories of his are not just off the cuff. He spends hours writing, reading and re-reading to optimize his use of puns, anecdotes and simile's. They take time guys, come one. I'm sure with the return we will have story after story. Many of us can bank on being in them or the star of the show. You lucky bastids.
Oh contraire, Sir McBethMcGregorSmith.............This sh!t is not calculated.
Each epsisode of the Seldom Seen Christmas Special was done in ten minutes or less. Totally "off-the-cuff." Totally.
If you no a believe that, I welcome you to spend a day with me in my native habitat. Look, when your parents lock you in a closet when you were a children you develop a certain kind of imagination. Every cloud has a silver lining. Plus, just like Sand Diego County's most prized resident, Za Gaffer, I tend to remember everything I read.
Besides, I went to private school not public school. Except for Texas, Georgia and two years in California. The Californian public school system is what made me so deranged and wacky.
Oh and I have been served with legal papers due to a certain Belmar surf shop owner insinuating that he is the basis of one of the characters in the story. I have been threatened with a slander and liable suit. Therefore, I can not proceed. My lawyer, Salvatore Avena, is looking into the matter. ( MacGreg, I was working on this post for two weeks......two weeks, man.)
Oh thanks Yankee for your concern. My mom started crying when she saw your empathy.
Spicoli, was that for real? Does someone really have all that Kasser's on the black market? Shoot, I might be able to get a half-pint for a dollar. Any of you North Jersey types hear anything, let me know.