Chicken of the land is pheasant. Tastes delicious, almost better than tuna, and chicken. They used to be all over around here. That was 20 years ago though. Now you're lucky if you see one or two a year. Damn cats have killed em all. So many feral cats made it out of suburbia into the wild and destroyed the pheasant population. Too bad its not legal to hunt feral cats. I bet feral cats would make for good fish bait.
I always knew that Za Gaf was a fed or something. I would have said "shot," but it comes across more polite when one says "cut." We do have standards. What you think I don't have guns, what you think I sold them all?
Ok you just made the list. I have both military contacts and hooker contacts in Oceanside. They will be looking for you at the pier or harbor jetty
And you morons. I keep getting this stuff. The participants in Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 are of age. Now if I kept mentioning 16 & Pregnant then you could call Chris Hanson. But I don't. Shoot, Jenelle's like 23 right now. Actually, Teen Mom 2's new season just aired this past Tuesday.
Jenelle had an abortion.
And Doug, my man, your boy Za Gaf made all of those crazy-arse threads yesterday to bump down other threads and to draw attention to himself.
You guys must know how hard a pill it is to swallow to be a Californian(sort of) and be under-appreciated by east coasters.
I say tell the Californians to go home and stay there. This is an east coast thang. Za Gaf doesn't even know how SJB died, nor where.
OH SOUTH JETTY BILL, PLEASE BLESS US WITH YOUR PRESENCE. WE OFFER 125 HOUR ENERGY FREEBASE AS AN OFFERING. PLEASE COME BACK FROM STUYVESANT AVE(MURDA GANG !! PISTOL PETE DA GUNSLINGER) AND PLEASE MAKE THIS WEBSITE RIGHT. PLEASE CLEANSE IT AND MAKE IT HOLY FREE FROM SMOG BREATHING LEFT COASTERS.
Thanks Za Gaf for making me feel bad aboot myself again. Thanks for hassling me for no reason. Thanks for ruining my weekend already. I hope it was worth it.
Rabies, People!!! Not Scabies. This is not a typo. and I thought all those giant stovepipe hats went away with "The Spin Doctors." Rabies... That's worse than Herpes! Nobody cares about me...
I'm gonna go to the ABC store where everybody knows my real name, come back home, and tie one on. Rabies... It doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway.