I like this one from sisurfdog, think it sums up the state of the forum nicely:
"Welcome to the Freebird lovin, momma banging, 23foot shredding, brahfest here at SI Mr. TunaFish. Thank you for your service. What is your favorite board? What is your favorite break? Are you goofy footed or just gay? Why all the hate? Relax, breathe, say "Hello". It's all good here."
Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.