Was cutting the lawn and saw him when I was on his side of my yard. Started talking and asked what he does for a living. He said he works in logistics. I asked what that was. He said it deals with logic. I asked what that entailed. He commenced to show me. Told me that since I had a dog house, logic tells him I have a dog. True. Since I have a dog logic tells him I probably got kids. Grandkid. And since there has been offspring, logic tells him I'm a heterosexual. I'm the poster child.
So I went on mowing and the neighbor on the other side comes out and asks me about the new guy. I tell him he works in logistics. I ask him if he has a dog. "No." he said. "Faeg!" I reply logically.