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  1. #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    Dudes I only shred my 13ft Roy Stuart trailer trash dumpster diver. In the meanest trip over knee cap lacking Carolina shore pounds. That's right yall I throw so much spray of it that they get mistaken for chemtrails.
    You're backkkkk?!

    I can't stand to read this entire thread. But, wtf, you & GitCarter have returned from the dead files, and in one week no less. Hayzeus effing keerist I gotta play the numbers tomorrow.

    Surf's up, and the boyz are back in town. Albeit with one nut cut off, thanks to you-know-who.

  2. #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    You're backkkkk?!

    I can't stand to read this entire thread. But, wtf, you & GitCarter have returned from the dead files, and in one week no less. Hayzeus effing keerist I gotta play the numbers tomorrow.

    Surf's up, and the boyz are back in town. Albeit with one nut cut off, thanks to you-know-who.
    This thread has covered -

    Surfing
    Pro's snaking
    Food
    fashion
    Douche baggery
    trolling
    small amounts of hate (just the right amount to keep the government from shutting down)
    neck knives,
    knives
    and digesting corn

    Epic. I agree though Yankee tricky to follow. One dude is jabbing at another dude when digesting corn comes in...classic.

  3. #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    You're backkkkk?!

    I can't stand to read this entire thread. But, wtf, you & GitCarter have returned from the dead files, and in one week no less. Hayzeus effing keerist I gotta play the numbers tomorrow.

    Surf's up, and the boyz are back in town. Albeit with one nut cut off, thanks to you-know-who.
    That's right Yankee and it's nice to be back to we need to make some changes around this place. But I still see threads getting locked left and right. I think they gave moderators to much power now they're on a power trip.

  4. #74
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    Cool professional surfer snot

    Quote Originally Posted by MakeItStop View Post
    local pro or real pro?
    name names
    tempting - make it stop - but not this time. i'm old enuf to only start wars for a reason….
    suffice to say that - when in south jersey - its bad form to be old/fat/bald and surf
    better than the pros….and no its not that portly goon….

  5. #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by aka pumpmaster View Post
    This little gem is always in my side pocket:

    I had a cheap neck knife I bought from a bait shop and wore it just in case. One time I was pumping gas on the way to work (pre-dawn) in the hood and a guy came walking up, and I said get the **** awy, and he kept coming towards me. I reached under my shirt, and he said "What's wrong with your stomach?" and I said "Nothing b*tch". He walked away.

    That made me think: 1. If I didn't have the neck knife, or any weapon on me , would I have been so rude, or would I have been more chill, and would that have led to him trying me? 2. If I had a weapon that was less accessible, would I have been able to get it when I needed it. 3. Why didn't I get gas the day before in a safe area?

    I usually don't carry, because that makes me lazy and complacent. I prefer to be aware and preemptive in my travels. (It sucks bringing a knife to a gunfight). Peace!
    Last edited by sisurfdogg; Feb 6, 2014 at 02:27 PM. Reason: lack of basic spelling skillz

  6. #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slashdog View Post
    1- GMO's
    2- Chem trails
    3- You're used to the smell of Salami. Also, Chemtrails.
    Awesome! Finally I have answers to the questions that keep me up at night!

    Welcome back Sandblasters!!!!!

  7. #77
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    Cool Snobbery protection

    so wear hurley shorts/billabong shirts/oakley glasses + wide brimmed hat.
    they(he) will then say hello???