There's only so many pairs of Hurley board shorts and Billabong goodies you can have before you are the coolest guy at the break. Once you get yourself some designer surf shades and a flat-brimmed hat, you're ready to put on a pair of DC shoes. Ain't no pro gonna snub you now!!
could you share the exact number of Hurley board shorts we should by to be the coolest guy on the break? You seem to have it dialed in.
Dudes I only shred my 13ft Roy Stuart trailer trash dumpster diver. In the meanest trip over knee cap lacking Carolina shore pounds. That's right yall I throw so much spray of it that they get mistaken for chemtrails.