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  1. #1
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    I Surf Because...

    i surf because it makes me look like less of a redneck, so all the women and dudes look at me on the beach. so i can mean mug tourist and threatin them with violence when they get in my way. i also havnt gotten any tribal tats yet but im working on it. so i can praise jesus and convert people. so when i bench 500 at the gym i can tell everyone every time i pop up on a wave it causes a tidal wave on shore.... no but honestly i love it and it detaches me from the world when its going off. wbu youse guyz.

  2. #2
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    i surf because I dropped out of highschool and this was the only job I could find

  3. #3
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    it's the best feeling in the world, mind, body and soul

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    I surf because it's nature's ADHD cure. Thanks for the Fox News link above, I learned that since Obama took office, the waves are choppier, there are more close outs, and the swell height has dropped an average of 3 feet. Also, because of the Affordable Care Act, unemployed nurse sharks have been forced to grow teeth and eat people.

  6. #6
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    I love to surfing cause im good at shotting piers on 23 footers.

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    brah i hope its belmar pier and 23 feet when your doing it, if not your doing it wrong.

  8. #8
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    ^^^ +1....hahaha....I don't do this often, but here it goes.


    #belmarpierrocks

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    I surf because I am.

  10. #10
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    For me, it changed over time... at first it was because I had really bad allergies as a kid, and it was the only time I felt normal in the summer. Then I noticed that all the cute girls loved surfers... big bonus for me. Then, once I started getting good, it became my obsession and life's pursuit... pushing myself to my physical limit, which I feel I never really found. This is when I hit my peak, and consumed and dominated everything I did... every thought, deed, and dollar. Then it became my escape from all the badness in my life... an "asprin" of sorts. Now it just gives me peace.


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