Do a search for NJshredmachine. He was the most awesome SI troll ever, even better than Roy. He shoted piers, banged hindus, benched mad weight, drove the fastest whip on da block and made over 6 figures all while posting from his iPhone 2000 that constantly made typos that were not his fault.
I don't know how to quote from one thread to another, so here's a copy and paste job. I highly suggest you read his posts sequentially through his profile. Guaranteed laughter.
"My list of accomplishments?
? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the block. I've got all designed threads. Even my tank tops for gym brahh.
Now your turn. Silence... That's what I thought. POwned biatch!!!"