Seldom, you might have harnessed the finest singular literary work of El Shred ever. It hits all points. That quote is basically going off - cranking on point, rock reef, coral reef, beach break and odd standing wave.
i commemorate today as shoot th pier day if you dont have a lokal pier you have to go find one and bang a hindu as well. the surf is down for the south east to brahs i cant find know where with in 3 hours to even surf. so im just going to go to the gym.
Do a search for NJshredmachine. He was the most awesome SI troll ever, even better than Roy. He shoted piers, banged hindus, benched mad weight, drove the fastest whip on da block and made over 6 figures all while posting from his iPhone 2000 that constantly made typos that were not his fault.
^^^ this was actually an incredible spot on summary of what was NJShredmachine.