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    Irish drunks

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-29929333


    "I am sorry to inform you that my client does not hire Irish people due to the alcoholism nature of your kind".

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    ^^^^^
    I know every word.

    Should you ever see me I will sing it for you.

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    BTW

    Nothing more lonesome, morbid or drear than to stand in the line of a pub with no beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubonicphoniks View Post
    BTW

    Nothing more lonesome, morbid or drear than to stand in the line of a pub with no beer
    As sad as that sounds,
    Not the least bit funny,
    Tis even worse yet,
    With no beer and no money!

    Slainte!
    Last edited by sisurfdogg; Nov 6, 2014 at 08:33 PM. Reason: Pog ma Thoin

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    Her eyes they shone like diamonds,
    I thought her the queen of the land.
    And her hair it hung over her shoulder,
    Tied up with a black velvet band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Losttsol View Post
    Her eyes they shone like diamonds,
    I thought her the queen of the land. (And she was!)
    And her hair it hung over her shoulder,
    Tied up with a black velvet band.
    In a neat little town they call Belfast
    apprentice in trade I was bound
    many hours of happiness I spent in that neat little town
    till bad misfortune came ooer me
    caused me to stray from the land.....

    Far awaaaay from me friends and relaaaations
    betrayed by the black velvet band....

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    the chinamen hiring must have been gay,she is suuuper cute. Especially if she likes to toss em back

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    I met my love
    By the gas works well.
    Dreamed a dream.
    By the old canal.

    I kissed my girl
    By the factory wall.

    Dirty old town.
    Dirty old town.

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    LOVE......has no boundaries. An elderly Irish couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

    One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for tea. She decided to... send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

    The husband texted back to her:




    "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."