Move to Pleasantville, NJ.....you'll be minutes from Ocean City, and you can hang out on Main St and West Jersey Ave.......by the bus depot.
Or start scaring people. Borrow some black guys from North Wilmington and show up at your boss' house and let him know you ain't one to fool with. Make sure you leave your car stereo on playing Rick Ross when you ring his door bell. Make sure your pants are sagging and your boxers are showing. That shows people you mean business. Cuff your left pant leg to insinuate you're pacing heat. Then you can do what you want at work.
Good tips. I hear you can make good money that way, and enjoy the free crack hoes. Healthcare and 401k, not so much...
I think I'll just send one of my fellow freak friends by wearing a tutu, flippers, mask, and snorkel, a fake green afro, carrying a flamethrower and dragging a dead goat behind him on a leash. He's like 6'5" and 280lbs. I think that will send the message, and have him just scream "PANCAKES" over and over when he opens the door. You don't F with crazy.
same here...... i am going to durahn,nc when i could be going to buxton to get pitted off my ass. but i have to be responsible and take my brother to his hockey tournament, im going to be 3 hour away. im kicking my asss so hard right now............................................... ..... hang in there tlok. im right there with ya
This winter has sucked for me. Now finally a weekend where the surf and weather lines up and I'm NOT on call. Plans made to bail Fri PM and stay with friends in Wilmywood Fri night or ride down early Sat and hit CB.
Then I come in to work today and at 10AM I'm told I have to come in tomorrow...for one freaking thing that will take literally 10 mins. No way to do it remotely either.
I wish I knew what gods I have offended and what sacrifices I need to make to rectify my transgressions.
Help me out peeps. What do I need to do to remove the curse? Drown an aggro fueled kook? Attack a bull shark with my bare hands and wearing nothing but a Fitzpedo? Beat a latex dummy senseless? Just tell me my penance and I'll do it.
!@#*(&^!@()!@#$#)(&!#$)(&!@#%))!)**!!!!! (Will this get me another infarction for potty mouth?)
I feel you my man, these kooks are making me come into work tomorrow for some bs