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  1. #11
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    The whole world is gay and can suck my balls!

  2. #12
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    cocoa beach is the place i must move to and will launch off waves like i was in cape Canaveral. i see all the jersey dudes are butt hurt its okay... go back to surfing sups. rcarter is right by the way. i got a infraction point for that and idgaf. a lot of yall are scared and its cool go shake in your booties and try to get on my level. i will call koka beach my home and out drink even the hardest lokals.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sandbridgesemilocal View Post
    I don't do rodeo flips....
    on occasion, when I'm having conjugal visits with the wifey, I whisper in her ear,"Your sister likes it this way." then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

  4. #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicharronne View Post
    on occasion, when I'm having conjugal visits with the wifey, I whisper in her ear,"Your sister likes it this way." then try to hold on for 8 seconds.
    That joke has almost as much hair on it as your wife's back.

    (Since this IS a throwback hate thread...)

  5. #15
    What do you think I take a holt of, so she don't buck me off.

  6. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by DawnPatrolSUP View Post
    HAHA, You love you some Cocoa Beach, it can definitely be kook city, but get there before the sun is up and you can have it all to yourself for a while, don't forget the Slow and Low BBQ joint either, it aint as good as it use to be but comes through in a pinch
    Nothing like loading up with their famous fried pickles before a late afternoon beer fueled paddle out. Talk about a shuttle launch! 3 - 2 -1 WE HAVE IGNITION!

  7. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    The whole world is gay and can suck my balls!
    Cocoa Beach is having their annual Gay Appreciation Weekend coming this summer. You should come on down and enter the 3 legged race.

    #cocoabeachisbelmarwithspeedos

  8. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by rcarter View Post
    The whole world is gay and can suck my balls!
    I am happy with your rediscovered hatred.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by leetymike808 View Post
    You know, take it a notch further and say the whole d@nm EAST COAST surf contingent are KOOKS!!!! All just waiting to take your kook act on vacation and clog up the real lineups everywhere else!
    Yes and no

  10. Quote Originally Posted by RIsurfer View Post
    The groms will soon rise again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hopefully but being one of the only groms out gets me a little kudos in the lineup