-crowds
-the fact that no cop seems to enforce the "No Swimming Within 500' of Pier" "law", but has a hard-on for the 200' marker.
-my nips getting ripped off by the super sticky wax all the cool guys are usin now-a-days
-turtle d*ick from this effed up winter and cold water
-Justin Bieber
-hangovers
-cats
-onshore/sideshore wind