"In this accident there was a collision with a 18-wheeler and a car. The driver in the car had been texting and not paying attention to the road, ending up getting on the left side of the road. With that the car was completely smashed in the front and almost completely to the back. When help arived the driver of the car was in two pieces..."
That and carnies. "Smell like cabbage...small hands."
I hate that guy in the line up who is always b1tching about the wave being too small or too choppy or whatever else when Im catching good ones and having fun. Quit complaining or go in. Either way quit trying to kill my stoke.
-the fact that no cop seems to enforce the "No Swimming Within 500' of Pier" "law", but has a hard-on for the 200' marker.
-my nips getting ripped off by the super sticky wax all the cool guys are usin now-a-days
-turtle d*ick from this effed up winter and cold water
I hate going through Nicotine withdrawal. I had to quit the Long Cut. My gums are gone. Stay away from that stuff kiddies.
I hate taking x-rays at the dentist. They jam that little piece of plastic in there.
Not only do I hate you, I don't trust you because you like cats. Cats are covert operatives sent by Russia to infiltrate our society, lives, homes, and even social media. My respect for you sir is gone.......
also, the fact you tooted your own horn didn't help much either