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  1. #11
    This is, post for post, one of the best damn comic threads in a while. Zeroevol with the no cologne. I'm having difficulty breathing at the moment. Thanks brahs.

    For your reading...pleasure. http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5...their-*****es/
    Last edited by EmassSpicoli; Apr 3, 2014 at 09:40 AM.

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    Being raped by a dolphin could go a long, long way to explaining the Shredmachine....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJ glide View Post
    Ive been involved with commercial fishing my whole life and no one ever believes me when I tell them dolphins are not cute they are the douches of the sea. .
    "...the douches of the sea."

    Forum HOF nominee for that one, no kiddn.

    This also needs stories / elaboration. What the heck are we really up against out there...?!

  4. #14
    There is a band called xDolphinRapeCavex ..


  5. #15
    The victim always gets blamed... "It was her own fault for wearing such smooth, hydrodynamic fins"

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    Quote Originally Posted by epictetus View Post
    There is a band called xDolphinRapeCavex ..

    Well, it does sometimes smell pretty fishy down there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    "...the douches of the sea."

    Forum HOF nominee for that one, no kiddn.

    This also needs stories / elaboration. What the heck are we really up against out there...?!
    Yes, this thread took a great turn and this needs to be explored further. We can utilize the stories of dolphin rape to keep people out of the water.

    Quote Originally Posted by epictetus View Post
    The victim always gets blamed... "It was her own fault for wearing such smooth, hydrodynamic fins"
    That's farkin hilarious!

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    I don't trust any 500 pound mammal.

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    what's the big deal? I usually do this to any ladies that paddle out into the lineup... Im sure they like this type of attention, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeroevol View Post
    This is why I never wear cologne when I go surfing
    awesome .....