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  1. #11
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    Bawitda-bump

    You guys are getting soft, this could've been another Hello.



  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandblasters View Post
    germans learning to surf? no go back home you kraut,no nazi on the east coast. you dang kook.
    This is a vailed message Freybier, don't take it litteraly. Sandblasters really just wants to slap your a$$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freybier View Post
    Hey everybody
    I'm a 23 year old,male exchange student from Germany and i want to learn surfing in september after i finished my internship. So i'm going to ask you the question if anybody can teach me how to surf or know a good school in which i can make a course. My plan includes that i want to do it in California but it don't have to be there. I'm very happy if you can help me

    Thank you
    Listen, Hans, before you do anything, there's some don'ts. That's right, don'ts before do's:

    Don't climb into a van in the state of Florida.
    Stay away from anybody in America named 'wayne.'
    Don't believe anyone who says 'really, it's free.'
    Don't think to yourself, hey, all I have to do to get a free surfboard is listen to someone murmur in my ear about hayzeus?
    Don't sing 'The Horst Wessel' when you've had too many 10.3 ABV beers.

    Do trade in your speedo for a pair of not-pink boardshorts.
    Do attempt to learn American slang - - but promise yourself that you won't try to use it until you return to Berlin.
    Do understand, as 757 noted, that you bear a startling linguistic resemb-imbalance to Gruvi.

    Follow these basic parameters & you won't end up on Fox news, Herr Bratwurst.
    Last edited by yankee; Apr 30, 2014 at 09:57 PM.

  4. #14
    I know some German.
    Guttentite- virgin
    Farfumpoopin-constipation
    Das Stopsumfumfloppin- Bra.

  5. #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicharronne View Post
    I know some German.
    Guttentite- virgin
    Farfumpoopin-constipation
    Das Stopsumfumfloppin- Bra.
    stop posting

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by metard View Post
    stop posting
    you must Debby Downers dwetarded twin.

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    yankee is right no ****ing speedos. im sick of the euros coming here and trying to pull it off. when in rome, do as the romans used to be the saying but hell i guess come to south carolina and do what ever the **** you want is more like it now a days. half of the tourists have no class the other half are very nice people and i respect them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chicharronne View Post
    you must Debby Downers dwetarded twin.

    ice machine repair man

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by yankee View Post
    Listen, Hans, before you do anything, there's some don'ts. That's right, don'ts before do's:

    Don't climb into a van in the state of Florida.
    Stay away from anybody in America named 'wayne.'
    Don't believe anyone who says 'really, it's free.'
    Don't think to yourself, hey, all I have to do to get a free surfboard is listen to someone murmur in my ear about hayzeus?
    Don't sing 'The Horst Wessel' when you've had too many 10.3 ABV beers.

    Do trade in your speedo for a pair of not-pink boardshorts.
    Do attempt to learn American slang - - but promise yourself that you won't try to use it until you return to Berlin.
    Do understand, as 757 noted, that you bear a startling linguistic resemb-imbalance to Gruvi.

    Follow these basic parameters & you won't end up on Fox news, Herr Bratwurst.
    Now that's what the F I'm talking about! HOF material hermano

    We love you too chich...Man it's hard to post from a kindle fire 7s.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by seldom seen View Post
    You guys are getting soft, this could've been another Hello.
    Chris Rock or Shakespeare couldn't have said it better. I'm away from the board for a couple days and which thread you think I check first? Yup, this one. Thought it'd be rivaling the Roy Files for page count. Wrong. There's not even a clean swell happening (where I am at least) and people are being gentle here.