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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by sponger42 View Post
    I'm sure that's great for you "surfing" straight down the face into the flats. You have fun with that.

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    LOLOLOOOOO KOOK!
    you cant even move on the flats with a lunchtray, all the old uncles I see are right in the pocket getting straight slotted. face it. a bodyboard is the wheelchair of waveriding equipment, wax if you want, its like painting flames on a Chevy Pinto

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    Quote Originally Posted by shark-hunter View Post
    How do you stop sand from getting in my vag? Now that there is wax on my vag, if it gets sand on it(lay it on the beach), will the sand stick to it?
    yes, yes it will

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    ^^^^That was good hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponger42 View Post
    I'm sure that's great for you "surfing" straight down the face into the flats. You have fun with that.

    For those of us who, at the minimum, bottom turn, yes, you need to wax your booger. Coat everywhere you put your hands on the nose and rails. Put a light coat mid deck. Maybe just a few swipes at the tail; you don't want that too sticky. Optional to rub in sand.

    All this will make your lid look like crap if it's white or some light color.

    Just like on a surfboard, sandy wax will rash you up if you have no muscle tone and lay flat to paddle like Inland Johnny from Omaha.
    watch and learn kook

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakeItStop View Post
    LOLOLOOOOO KOOK! face it. a bodyboard is the wheelchair of waveriding equipment, wax if you want, its like painting flames on a Chevy Pinto

    These is one of the funniest things I have read on SI in a long while!

  6. #26
    It's funny because I never had to wax before. Really depends on the board. This board was like as slippery as an eel. lol Had some funny **** happen out there sliding off like a complete kook! haha My last board wasn't slippery at all. Even first time. Their both same deck material. Obviously different finish to make it look shiny! Oh and the thing I also really like about this board is that it's got the slightest bit of rocker to it. Makes spins easier and makes it really turn easy and maneuverable.

  7. #27
    It's quite funny when you spin and you don't catch a rail, yet completely fly off the board! LOL

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by shark-hunter View Post
    Just wondering which of you guys wax your bodyboards? And WHERE do you wax it? Got a new board recently and it was super slippery so I waxed the rails and where my hands go on top. Didn't wax the belly/middle of the board at all because I want to be able to slide forward on board fast and easy for spins.

    I'm hoping I didn't slow my board down waxing the rails. Does it? Thought about that AFTER I already did it.

    Once you wax it once, do you keep having to wax it? Does wax come off. I did't put a super thick coat on.
    I wax my board on the nose and the rails and the top

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    something's not right here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shark-hunter View Post
    Makes spins easier and makes it really turn easy and maneuverable.
    belly spins! wife's little sister was really good at those in middle school