Thats right guys, planning a camping trip for this weekend. Somewhere far out in the woods, far away from the jersey shore. Gonna sing camp songs, grill up some franks, sling back some brewskis. All you have to do is plan to be in PA this weekend, you can find our reservation under "Bradon Kookmeyer" at Jim Thorpe Inn. Hope you see all of you there!
ps. If the reservation doesn't exist when you get there, just go fcuk youself! Don't come back until after monday! Find things to do.. your probably some manly X jock anyway.. go for a long bike ride!
pps. Seriously though, don't be here this weekend.